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[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 78 points 1 week ago
[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago
[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

πŸ˜™πŸ‘Œ

[-] VHS@hexbear.net 42 points 1 week ago

as much as i will never vote for genocide joe and friends, i would take some satisfaction in seeing these insufferable pricks lose.

[-] anarcho_blinkenist@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Honestly seeing either candidate lose and throw their side's respective flavor of obstinately unreflective shit-fit over it is gonna be great. Silver lining

[-] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

How about the best of both worlds? Orange man wins, gets JFKed during the inauguration. Bonus points if the shooter appeared in yet another BlackRock ad or had a history "recruiting" for Ukraine/Taiwan (or better yet, is involved in both).

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago

That's how I feel. For effectively making a hostile takeover of most of my childhood science fiction hopes and dreams, for turning "Star Trek may become increasingly true" to a "thanks for the government subsidies promoting space colonialism with Apartheid characteristics" hype grift, I personally want to see my-hero eat shit.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago

So many archetypical cartoon villain duos had the main evil guy and the comic relief ridiculous one with the silly voice and aspirations to take over.

melon-musk is the shittiest Starscream.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

They're more pathetic than even the most incompetent of 80's cartoon villains

Yes, even Cobra Commander

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

Cobra Commander was at least funny.

One time he gave this "you failed me for the last time" speech to the rank and file at his evil headquarters, and with a suspenseful pause before his decree of his wrath...

spoiler

"NO MORE CABLE TV IN THE BARRACKS!"

loud groaning and wailing

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

And don't forget, it was his idea to start up Cold Slither to capture the minds of the youth

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Trump is Serpentor +50 years, Musk is Cobra Commander, but somehow needier and more whiny.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

RFK is Golobulus if the worm in his brain dropped the mask.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

I had this action figure as a little kid, but I never saw the GI Joe movie until I was like 15

Bringing back some memories

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

The opening song slaps. It's a guilty pleasure of utterly blatant propaganda.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv_daZe1kNI

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

melon-musk I was once... a man!!

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

Can't believe nobody went for the twofer. sicko-wistful

[-] booty@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Go sniper elite mode on em and pop 4 balls all at once

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

It’s interesting how some have forgotten the way they used to snub each other. Almost like they forgot how they used to snub each other.

[-] anarcho_blinkenist@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

considering the shit Vance used to say about Trump even saying he might be "America's Hitler", none of these people have the slightest shame or principles to care about anything but power and fame

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

Daddy's special boy.

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Trump thinking to himself "where's a gunman when you need one"

[-] DPRK_Chopra@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Trump looks like:

Bwaaa I tell ya hwhat, that boy ain't right.

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

one of the few relatable Trump moments

this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2024
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