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Kronk is the gift that keeps on giving
More like, you're the ideal operator. I would do it for you though. I would do unholy things in order to have the honor of firing this thing at some Russian tanks, even if I could never tell my friends exactly what I did without offending them.
Fuck, now I need a cigarette.
Don't you mean you need a fag?
Nah. I'm the guy they wrote the "civilian use of weapons of mass destruction" law for. At least according to how they used it against this poor bastard(my personal hero, minus he did it for free).
Me? I would have to plead guilty. Yes, your honor, I fired it because I could, and there was money involved. Why are we wasting time sending me to jail when we could be pointing me at randos you don't like over some oil or whatever?
TL;DR: I would never be charged.
Only at the local gay bar. Usually involves more new friends than cigarettes, when I most need nicotene and to be reminded what an awful person I am.
Oh no it's a me obliterator
Damn. You must be pretty tough. My obliterator is just somebody reminding me of that time I accidentally said a thing to one of my patients which could be misconstrued as being mean, but I don't know if they did.
You can have multiple obliterators
I should know, I have quite a few in my night stand drawer too
Username checks out, but what happened to the first one?
Was on an instance that had too much downtime/inactive admins, had to move, incremented the username number
Oooo, ya, sorry, ya. We were looking for 'Obliterated'....soooo ya.
Obliterate me daddy!
Fagot means 'bassoon' in many countries, including in Russia.
So neither bundles of sticks or homosexual people are involved, just a bit of woodwind.
I don’t like the bassoon a ton, but I can’t believe they made an anti bassoon weapon first. How do we deal with the trumpet section?
Tactical triangles
Yup. Pronounced "fa-gott" or "fa-goh".
Way to drain the fun out of the room
I think random facts are fun, plus bassoons are quite comical.
But to each their own
Sir, this is a shitposting community.
Well you did give me the impression you found my contribution to be shit.
So... You're welcome?
Me when I eat an entire pack of pork removeds in 5 minutes
I can suck these down all night long!
It would be so funny if this shot down a Mig15.
Ah there we are. I was wondering where the mig 15 references were.
Yes, I do tend to keep bundles of sticks shoven up my ass
It keeps them warm and moist
Y'all need Jesus.
Nah, I think they're capable of handling that on their own.
Bro, I'm such a bad ass they asked me to pose for a picture with my launcher! It's gonna be on the army website and everything! I can't wait for everyone back home to see this!
Wait, wait, are you sure they don't mean an old woman?
When Never Forgetting isn't enough, catch them in 9K111
this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2024
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