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[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago

In outreach to White men, Harris to vow to legalize genocide, protect capitalism

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

de-electrochemistry "Do it! Legalize weed!"

sicko-flipped "Yes, hahaha! Yes!"

mega-rich-light-bending-guy "And protect crypto!"

sicko-no "Wait, what?"

[-] afters@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

My exact facial progression reading this

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

fellow-kids hello fellow young poc don't you like getting high and gambling??

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

legalize weed

football-lucy

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

Man I feel like I am being gaslit by reality lol

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

I was born in the gaslight, molded by it. By the time I saw the truth I was already a man.

[-] afters@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Every day, all the time

[-] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

“Part of it makes me think that, well, you just aren't feeling the idea of having a woman as president, and you're coming up with other alternatives and other reasons for that,” Obama said.

Man who oversaw the largest outward transfer of black wealth has a vibes based theory of why black people aren't totally locked into the democratic party

[-] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

In his defense, most of American politics are vibe-based.

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

I first thought this was a bizarre shitpost, but then I saw it was a link to an article.

Why are democrats like this.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Same here when I saw that article about the cop calling for backup after the burger king got their order wrong.

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago
[-] Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

This just in: Harris campaign promises to bring back MLK Fortnite

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

wouldn't be the first time Dems attempted fortnite politics

https://www.polygon.com/2020/11/2/21545771/joe-biden-fortnite-campaign-creative-map

Also, that MLK thing was just... Gamers began throwing tomatoes at his memorial in Fortnite.

I cannot believe that's a real sentence. What a stupid fucking time to live in.

[-] Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

There's not enough reddit-tier excessive swearing for how fucking ridiculous MLK fortnite was. Its so ridiculous it has been memory holed it seems. Just fucking absurdity. Excuse me while I chew on my phone charger wire.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Sure, that’s ok but the nanosecond someone makes a “Hitler bad” joke everyone gasps in horror.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

more than 20% of Black Americans own or have owned cryptocurrency assets, according to the campaign

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

a community is widely exploited by scammers

harris: vote for me, I will protect the scam

[-] hypercracker@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

dems are also strongly pro sports gambling for some reason, I remember it was like a banner issue for the stacey abrams campaign

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

That’s not even close to a majority and yet the article treats it like it’s a huge thing with black men

[-] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

npr loves their not-so-subtle subtle racism

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago
[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Want a better way to appeal to black men? Have you tried asking and then listening to them?

[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The Republicans caught their car by illegalizing abortion... Will the Democrats do the same with weed? It'd be so funny if they finally did it what would they even pretend to offer people anymore. It's about all they're willing to even talk about that people actually like.

Also too late Kamala. Talk to me two elections ago before you ripped the mask off on genocide. Maybe then weed would've swayed some votes.

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Does she think she fell from a coconut tree?

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