Dunk your computer in water first, then the rice will have more effect.

You forgot to soak the rice first wash it a few times, put it into the caldero, add some water till 1 inch above the level of the rice. Can use your thumb to measure that. Then put into the stove use your laptop as cap for the caldero wait for 30 minutes and your done you still have broken laptop and a rice ready to serve.

Linux: 9/10

Linux with rice: 10/10

It's too dry now. Add some liquid...

No Mac is complete without cheese, maybe a nice melter like gruyere?

Sauce?

Grind the rice to a fine dust.. you wont need those packets.

I'd mix some egg in too just for extra fanciness

Soy sauce, maybe some diced vegetables

Pro tip - that unibody macbook has one of the best laptop keyboards out there. You can grab one for like thirty bucks.

Next time use arborio rice. It sticks together nicely and creates a protective layer for your keyboard.

Can I have your wallpper?

Flour is much smaller and is super absorbant

Where the dotfiles at?

Close it down as hard as you can to create a seal. You’re trying to just get moisture out of the laptop not the air.

bloat

Tastes better with sauce. I prefer Sambal Olek or Tabasco, but Maggi is also fine if you're that kind of person.

Not visible: the bottom of the case bulging out because the battery is inflating like a balloon

Needs more stance

Soak it in wager and roil the rice with the laptop to make it even more riced

Now add some Sriracha for extra customization

6/10 Bland colorscheme and misalignment.

nice its a pretty simple one though

Try rice pilaf.