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why would grocery store need facial recognition shrug-outta-hecks

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[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Surge pricing facial recognition cameras checking to see how bloodshot my eyes are to formulaically maximize the amount of money I will spend on shrimp crackers

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 23 points 4 hours ago

Is the near future going to involve "gig" work where someone that has the calipers-heeding ability to get lower prices buys things for other people, for a fee?

[-] TaviRider@reddthat.com 11 points 3 hours ago

What do you mean in the near future? It already exists, https://welldeserved.me/. Watch the reveal video.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 17 points 3 hours ago
[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 7 points 3 hours ago

It's always the music. Shit seems eery to me. Just a soulless procedurally generated high.....

[-] gaycomputeruser@hexbear.net 9 points 2 hours ago

I'm pretty sure it's a comedy bit. They probably made the video like that intentionally.

[-] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 7 points 2 hours ago

It is, the end slate literally says "Winner of Comedy Hack Day San Francisco 2015"

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago

huey-lewis Ukuleles have such a humble low-tech mirthful and warm sound to them that applying them to the corporate surveillance state identity will surely hide the planet burning and life-crushing activities that we corpos enjoy so much!

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 31 points 4 hours ago
[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 15 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

It'd actually be this tbh. Crackkkers love their apple devices and companies charge more if they detect the user is on an iPhone or Mac

$$$$ - white/EA/Indian

$$$ - rest of POC

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago

With facial recognition couldn't you do fico check and adjust prices accordingly?

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 7 points 3 hours ago

That would be insanely costly to do

Also credit scores don't correlate to income

Lots of high income people are in hella credit card debt and lots of low income people are very careful of their credit score because they need every little financial advantage they can get

https://www.federalreserve.gov/econres/notes/feds-notes/are-income-and-credit-scores-highly-correlated-20180813.html

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago

My credit score is like 800 something and I have all of $500 to my name lmao

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago

Impressive, I only paid with credit cards, never missed any payments for years and hovered low 700s the entire time until I was late on one payment and I dropped almost 100 points when I checked 3 months later lmao

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 23 points 5 hours ago

N95s protect you from parasites and also covid.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 18 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

YOU ARE IN CONGRESS! YOU NEED TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING! FOR FUCK'S SAKE! [Redacted]

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~~I'm Just a Bill~~

I sent a letter.

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

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[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 38 points 6 hours ago

We have used AI to make our phrenology more efficient

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 4 hours ago

Racism is now more efficient and it burns down forests and dries up lakes faster than ever before. Why are you emotional about it, Luddite? smuglord

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 15 points 6 hours ago

Insert head into scanner to get your total and complete your purchase!

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 64 points 7 hours ago

If I have to sit through another whimsical, cheerful, ditsy ukulele advertisement from companies who in the end have ghoulish goals in mind I fucking swear vegeta-stare

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 10 points 4 hours ago

bateman-ontological "Hi! We are quirky and friendly eccentric geniuses! What we're doing with your personal data is amazing and is only getting better! We're not really selling you anything here. This commercial is more like a flex because you are already our product!" flashbang

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 4 hours ago

nostalgic cover for old song to serenade another way of dehumanizing you and picking you apart for profitable data points commercial-district

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 5 points 4 hours ago

"We here at ~~torture nexus~~ believe that you're the product.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 39 points 7 hours ago
[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 19 points 6 hours ago

stomp clap intensifies

[-] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 10 points 5 hours ago

what about a bank ad that has piano tunes in it

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 26 points 7 hours ago

bong badong badong bobong!

(Me haphazardly attempting a ditsy ukulele commercial type beat)

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 27 points 6 hours ago

whistle whistle

waay oh oh waayoh

stock video of 27-year-olds going on a road trip, an old couple hugging each other on a patio, a kid playing with a dog

life is beautiful. life is precious. here at Bthaghlmart we believe in pouring bleach on top of unsold yet still edible food. we pay our shop staff as low as legally possible and donate millions to the Holden Bloodfeast campaign and to the War Crimes foundation. the sun rises on a new day. the world is full of wonder.

klinky klink

waaay oh waayoh

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 10 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

The one I do tolerate is the soprano ad on life is too short. That was funny as hell. Someone described it as comforting to a blind man, terrifying to a deaf man. Yours just reminded me of that lmfao

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 21 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

With that high pitched ping ping ping sound in the background. agony-turbo I'm starting to understand what frieza went through in HFIL. Its still fuck him though. When I send him back there the only chance of release is xeno wiping out this reality.

[-] rtstragedy@hexbear.net 11 points 6 hours ago

i think its a toy xylophone that you're thinking of. It all sounds the fucking same and it causes me physical pain.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 19 points 6 hours ago

Glockenspiel, a serious name for a serious instrument.

[-] Sinister@hexbear.net 10 points 5 hours ago

Bellsgame is a serious matter

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 8 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Yes thank you I think that is the name. I'm too busy training to beat that idiot kakarot to remember the names

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 70 points 7 hours ago

This is the true power of automation. Without the human element it is much easier to advance a racist agenda and enact racist policies.

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

~~Your skull shape~~~ The Algorithmâ„¢ has determined that if we give you several electric shocks at random after you engage in undesirable behavior, you will be less likely to continue doing so!

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 40 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

there was fucking wild story i saw on science twitter ~~(can't find it again though, maybe it was revealed to me in a dream for now level of trustworthiness)~~, that some presenting woman image was enhanced with subtle horniness via ai upscale, so we get objectification for a price one as well

**Found it

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 33 points 7 hours ago

In authoritarian communist China...

[-] shath@hexbear.net 18 points 7 hours ago

surge pricing you into a shallow grave

cool stuff man i love the future

[-] Midnight_Pearl@hexbear.net 12 points 6 hours ago

...so i sent them a ~~strongly worded~~ polite and formally worded letter

[-] asante@hexbear.net 22 points 7 hours ago

Average kroger ghoul

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