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Mi-scel-la-ne-ous
As a non-native, fuck that word
As a native, fuck that word. I also dislike spelling the word convenience.
Well...That is very convenient.
Acquaintance is that word for me. I just type 'aqu' and my phone handles the rest. God help me if I ever have to write that down without access to the internet. I also let my phone handle 'necessary' because I never know how many c's and s's there are and where they go.
Wed
Day
Wed-en-ee-es-day
bu·reauc·ra·cy
Yeah Webster, that doesn’t really help.
I wanna reauc 🤘
Reauc and reoull ain't noise pollution
Actually, the · are silent.
Glad I could help.
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Suns-day Moons-day Tyrs-day Wodens-day Thors-day Frias-day Saturns-day
You guys really have to stop starting weeks on the wrong day.
On Thursday? But I like Thor.
That's fine, we all like Thor.
I like how there are days for the sun and the moon, a bunch of nordic gods and then Saturn for some reason.
It wasn't enough that he got Saturnalia
They were all celestial bodies. The rest just got more myth attached to them. The Norse names are all sort of kinda mostly the equivalents of the Roman counterparts, and those are famously where we get the names for the planets.
Sunday
Moonday
Mercuryday
Jupiterday
Venusday
Saturnday
Ther wasn't a great Norse version of Saturn, so it just kept its name. Even as it is, some of those conversions are pretty flimsy.
Greg-nag-nant
Is there a possibly that I'm Gregnant?
Grrrregnant!
Using a mnemonic device IS smart.
restaront
B-e-a-utiful
Jim Carey forever helped us spell that word.
I think of him every time.
Beauty Beauty-full Beautiful
Rest-AWWWW-ront
For me it’s always ‘bus-in-ess’
Busy-ness
Busi-ness
That's how I do it.
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I've given up long ago, now I just write önsdag and whoever gets it gets it
B-e-a-utiful
Also: Baby Eats Candy Apples Until She Explodes
Massachusetts
I'd have still read it like that even without the dashes 😂
Honestly, if you don't say/think it like that your life is sad and I pity you with the utmost sincerety 😤🫶🏻.
I think you mean Woden's-day
Feb-ru-ary
1-800-ABCDEFG !
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