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Biggest Lie (lemmy.likes.cat)
submitted 3 hours ago by sag@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.world

Billion Dollar company can't even fixed this shit

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[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

You can't use a VPN if it's not a company device, so we'll make it significantly easier and use a VDI.

First, open the client which will require you to log in and MFA via text. Then you select the one and only environment to connect to, which will require a log in. Once you are connected to a pool you can RDP into your workstation or servers, that don't retain usernames no matter how many times you try to save it.

Oh and for security purposes it has a 5 minute lock policy for RDP. And another few minutes for the VDI session so you'll have eto log back in twice.

[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 minutes ago

I switched from Windows to Linux yesterday.

[-] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 20 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Sorry. You're not a tenant of this place. Maybe try another account with the same email address but a different password that is from a home or work or student or was made by your employer or by you or is attached to your domain name, and give us the code on your authenticator and the one we just pretended to email you and sorry something went wrong and we need to quit and you need teams classic or modern or your OneDrive for business or personal or the sync service isn't running..

Or local account.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 14 points 2 hours ago

Trickle down economics.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 18 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Apple*: We care about your privacy.

*or basically any company that collect data

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago

Please accept cookies from us and our 8,572 partners

[-] praise_idleness@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Passkey(with Bitwarden/Vaultwarden), bro.

this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2024
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