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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by PP_BOY_@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

i.e. pay $5 to go back 5 days.

The time travel is permanent and one-way.

Edit: this is a one time offer and your budget is however much liquid cash you have right now. Cards are accepted, though.

For non-Americans, feel free to convert $1 USD to your currency

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[-] ryan@the.coolest.zone 108 points 1 year ago

$1/day is pretty cheap. I've been alive around 12k days. For less than the price of a car, I can erase my own existence. Sounds like a bargain to me!

[-] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I think I snorted laughing so hard. 🤣

[-] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 83 points 1 year ago

Rough question for a guy who just lost his wife at 35. I'd empty my account to be able to have the time over.

[-] yenahmik@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago

2 days. I'll memorize the Powerball winning numbers to win something like $500M, since I know there were no other winners.

[-] Blizzard@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 year ago

And then spend the $500M to go back 500.000.000 days

[-] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago

That's how they get you.

[-] reev@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Time travel is a one time offer

[-] Blizzard@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago

I'm sure the time travelling service provider could make an exception for 500.000.000 USD.

[-] reev@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Nah nah, their rules are explicit and their pockets are full. They can, after all, also time travel.

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[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They’re offering $1 per day? That’s $1 for every 24 hours you go back, which is around $0.04 per hour, which can be broken down even further to around $0.0007 per minute.

I’d give them 1 penny to go back 15 minutes in time, find a penny on the ground, then find them again to go back the same 15 minutes in time over and over until I can figure out how to kidnap them in 15 minutes.

After I successfully kidnap them, I will go on a bank heist and keep the time person near me so I can keep trying to rob a bank until I do so successfully. Then because they’re an accessory to the crime, I can blackmail them to let me rewind time for free at any time I wish so I can become a crime lord, otherwise I’ll give them to the police and let them know he can time-travel.

EDIT: Just saw OP’s one-time offer clause, so I am assuming this means the time person retains their memory.

I won’t immediately take them up on their offer - instead, I would take them out on a date or five first. Get to know them a bit better; where they lived growing up, how they grew up, how old they are - that kind of stuff.

Then I would figure out how much money I can use to go back in time to my youngest point of life that also meets their youngest point in my same lifetime, and I’ll track them down from all the details they gave me while they were pegging me. I’ll become best friends with them, and convince them that we could be using their powers to become the dopest crime lords in history.

[-] DogMuffins@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 1 year ago

This is the worst way to use time travel to get rich i have entry l ever heard

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

It’s not about the money here man - it’s about the power. The main squeeze here is becoming a crime lord, not getting rich.

[-] saba@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago

do they still get to peg you after becoming best friends?

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes - but there’s a non-zero chance one or both of us would be underage, so we’ll be chaste until 18. Then we enter the bone zone.

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[-] Blizzard@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 year ago

A person comes up to you and says, "I can reverse time for just $1 per day." Do you take their offer?

Obviously not, I'd have to be an idiot to fall for this con.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The one time offer is clearly a ploy to extract as much money as possible in the first transaction, as a second transaction wouldn't happen anyway

Yeah I wound back your time, but you ended up here again

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[-] Nemo@midwest.social 30 points 1 year ago

No way, that dude is definitely a Time Cop and this is a sting.

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[-] Nemo@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago

Entrapment is tricky to prove once you start unwinding cause from effect.

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[-] ving_thor@lemmy.one 27 points 1 year ago

Go back four days and save my cat from getting run over by a car.

[-] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

What monster downvoted this?!

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago

It's always tempting to say things like, "Go back to being 20 and relive young adulthood again, avoiding all the stupid mistakes I made the first time around." But I know I would make a whole new set of different stupid mistakes the second time.

Knowing that, I would do what others have said: only go back enough days to play a winning lottery number or make some ridiculous stock options bet and become filthy rich.

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 18 points 1 year ago

Depends on how this works. Do I wake up in my younger body, in my previous situation? Do I still remember everything I know and remember now?

Or do I just appear as I am right now, in the past?

Because we've gone back, the money is kinda irrelevant in some cases. I would whoop out $3,650 or more out of my savings to go back a decade or more. I would give the rest to my family in case that timeline carries on, whatever is left is irrelevant to me since in the past I had $0. I'll have to make it again.

[-] applejacks@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

yea for sure, so long as I get to take my knowledge with me.

hell, i'd go back to childhood

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[-] local_intruder@programming.dev 15 points 1 year ago

Go back 15 years and buy milions of Bitcoin for a lunch money....

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[-] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.fmhy.net 12 points 1 year ago

I'd say this is incredibly cheap. That's $3,650 per decade. So if you're say 70 and you want to go back to your first day of high school (15yo for the sake of argument), that's a hair over $20k to basically live your entire life over.

Of course the question is, do you de-age as you go back? Or does the 70yo stay a 70yo just 55 years ago? If you don't de-age, then the whole thing is much less useful- it's basically an opportunity to undo one or two mistakes.

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I just killed Hitler in 1936 with a grenade on a drone. You should have seen his face when he saw it coming close.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Now you're stuck in 1936.

Another person is getting cheered on because of his hate of the foreigners, the French, the Jews, ...

Oh yeah, and you're in post WW1 Germany, good luck!

Edit: I'd watch that movie though 🍿

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[-] space@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago

Take a loan, pay the guy to reverse time. Now the loan is reversed and you don't have to pay it back.

[-] Erk@cdda.social 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'd go back to around the time my daughter started sleeping through the night. Don't want to risk a reality where my kids don't exist. I'd tell my friend the cancer is coming back, when it's still early enough to do something.

Don't really know what else I'd do. Don't really care. Be nice to live through those years again without changing much else to be totally honest

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[-] raptir@lemdro.id 9 points 1 year ago

January 2015. I would do my best to put paychecks away for a few months coupled with what I already had, and invest it all in Bitcoin in August/September when it was $200. Even if I just let it ride until November 2021 rather than playing the ups and downs I'm looking at a 340x return. If I emptied out my savings and 401k, even if I couldn't convince family members, I'd have tens of millions of dollars.

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

If I stay mentally the same I would start over from age 8 I think, just old enough to skip the awkward part of having your parents helping you bath or wipe etc but still young enough were all of my life is ahead of me.

With good investments I can never worry about money and I would have all the time in the world to educate myself further and develop a career in a field that I love and not worry about money.

The only issue would be hunting down my best friend and befriending her again.

[-] Zippy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Back to that day I bought the pizza with Bitcoin.

[-] Ransom@lemmy.one 7 points 1 year ago

742 days. I hate this new job way more than my old one. :-(

[-] pbsds@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

considering i earn more than 1$ a day this is essentially free

[-] dom@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

I'd go back 1 year, and put ALL my money in nvidia stock.

I know I could make more going further back and picking other stocks, but I wouldn't want to go back too far to unmade some of the decisions I've made

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[-] cobysev@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Do I de-age, or am I just moving to a previous point in my timeline as I am today? If I do de-age, do I at least keep all my knowledge and experience intact?

If so, I would love to go back to my pre-schooling childhood, power through the "child genius" phase at record speed, and get some good investments started early (Microsoft, Google, Apple, etc.) so I can speed-run my retirement and live better than I currently am. Heck, since my young spongy brain absorbs knowledge much easier than my current adult brain, I could work to earn a few doctorates in STEM fields while I'm young and then try to improve the world once I reach adulthood.

I retired last year at only 38 years old (military pension, plus disability pay), but it's basically kept me in the same place I started out. I moved back into my childhood house and I have enough passive income to just relax and enjoy my life. So I'm essentially back to my childhood life, where I'm just doing whatever I want every day without worrying about monetary cost.

But it'd be nice to have the money to build my childhood dream home (Modern castle/fortress with hidden rooms and passages, completely self-sustaining and off the grid, on 100+ acres of private land). And I would like to pay off all debts of my closest friends and family. (REAL friends - the ones who were good to me before they knew I was wealthy)

I'd also like to be rich enough to be a philanthropist who can just throw millions at fixing major injustices in the world. Like, Elon Musk could literally end world hunger if he wanted and he'd hardly notice the impact to his finances. But he doesn't give a shit, so the world continues to suffer under megalomaniacs like him.

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[-] simple@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Easy question. I'll just go back to 2010 and invest all my money in bitcoin, I won't have to work a day in my life.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

You would erase 13 years of your life for money?

[-] simple@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Honestly it would suck but I wouldn't mind reliving the last 13 years while being rich.

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[-] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’m not sure if I would want to. Too many nice things have happened to me by chance, and I’m not sure if I could make them happen again.

Of course it’s tempting to start over and do a second play-through. Maybe I’ll save up and reconsider on my deathbed.


edit:
Also, move to Venezuela by then. A single dollar should get you enough bolivars to travel as far back as you want :)

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