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[-] zod000@lemmy.ml 5 points 15 hours ago

That mall map looks like a map of a later Doom 2 level. Monster closets everywhere!

[-] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 136 points 1 day ago

My friends, there exists premade maps of labyrinthian proportions that twist and turn, with multiple larger and smaller rooms, shortcuts and hidden passages, and yet still in a format that encourages a natural flow through the area.

It's called IKEA and you can use their floor layouts to trap your players in an inescapable hell.

[-] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 64 points 1 day ago
[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

By Odin's beard, I wish that animated series set in 3008 could have worked out.

I always upvote SCP.

[-] GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago

"as you turn the corner you hear in a deep voice 'LÅNGARYDBESTÅ MACKAPÄRSTÄLL!'" and in front of you lies three boxes and one simple tool. A voice comes into each of your heads telling your party they must build the items only using this universal tool, It must feel solid and you can not argue."

[-] Pronell@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

The DM then sits back and eats pizza as they put his furniture together.

[-] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 day ago

Using airport maps could give you really nice layouts too.

[-] DredPyr8Roberts@lemmy.world 75 points 1 day ago

A good idea, but what came to mind: You enter a small well lit cave. The walls have assorted moccasins, chopines, poulaines, and other footware spiked to them. A goblin in a colored shirt runs out and greets you in a croaking voice. "What can I help you with today?"

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago

You continue down the vast hallway. You try not to make eye contact with a pair of kobolds near a tiny hut. Despite trying to ignore them the kobolds still approach you and speak "Hello traveler, do you wish to remove years from your life and return to the appearance of youth?". They motion to the tiny hut with shelves lined with lotions, eye cream, and makeup.

What do you do?

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago

The perfumers have arrived. You do not escape. They spray you with scents until you're like a sad, wet dog.

[-] rudyharrelson@lemmy.radio 16 points 1 day ago

If you hadn't specified "and other footware", I would've found myself in "Eric and The Dread Gazebo" territory.

[-] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

Goblin says: we can arm wrestle for 10%. But I warn you, I am stronger than I look.

[-] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 day ago

A group of pale, unhealthy humanoids approach. There are armed with Orange Julius and wearing JNCO jeans

Roll for initiative

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 day ago

I'm GMing Cyberpunk right now. Battlemaps are reskinned screenshots of Google Maps or floorplans of actual businesses.

I still burn tens of hours translating them into a gridded map, but still. It is sort of easier.

[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago

I'm making a campaign set in fantasy Vegas, so I took the floorplan of a casino and made it into a map of the city.

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago

Aw man and those things are already designed to trap you.

[-] TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

The TRPG "Troika!" has a module that is basically exactly this called "Get It At Sutlers"

It just generates a dungeon crawl contained entirely within a department store by the name of Sutlers

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

Sawgrass Mills. South Florida FTW

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Thought that layout looked familiar. I've eaten there this year.

[-] ThomasLadder_69@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

As someone who has walked around this mall many times, it may as well be a dungeon lmao

[-] Skasi@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Reminds me of Magic Maze, a boardgame in which player play a Barbarian, a Dwarf, an Elf and a Magician who lost all of their gear in battle and now resort to robbing a shopping mall so they can go on their next adventure.

[-] adhocfungus@midwest.social 1 points 15 hours ago

Great game. I like that you aren't generally allowed to talk, so everyone ends up with their own conflicting plans.

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

I also use public school maps, zoos, and amusement parks

[-] tiramichu@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

Hell on earth, perfect

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

It looks like a Pegasus or a stegosaurus

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

those are two very different things

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