"I know I can win this if they play by my rules, but they're not playing by my rules and instead using their own rules. What do I do?!" -Every Sovcit probably

Even if you believe in all this SovCit bullshit... also believing you can just run from the cops is an extra level of stupid.

I hope the judge said "this is clearly your first rodeo" when they entered a plea on the defendant's behalf

Sovcit should try "Avada Kedavra", maybe that's the correct magical incantation.

He'll take it to the ^taco^ supreme ^from^ ^the^ ^food^ court. Close enough, right?