...or that Dr. Pepper's degree might be in herpetology or Renaissance literature.
Mr. Pibbs' wife.
I have an excuse though. Doctor is closer to doutor (male doctor) than doutora (female doctor)
I never considered Dr Pepper as a person because they made a big deal about how it doesn't have a period in the name, like an actual doctor title would. So it's always just been a brand name to me.
But I'm a bit neurotic about nitpicky details like that.
Dur pepper to me.
Dr Pepper was designed to taste like what a soda fountain smells like, a mix of flavors like when you made "swamp water" as a kid.
So it's "Dur Pepper's Monster" to me.
My mom told me Dr. Pepper was made from prune juice, which I guess is party true about the original formula.
To Europeans it tastes like mouthwash
It's not selling very well I don't think
Democratic Republic (of) Pepper.
I mean, they did have an entire ad campaign that was just misogyny a while back. Although then again maybe she was working through some shit.
Funnily enough I picked Dr. Pepper as a guy because I think "Doctor hocking Miracle Tonic" and I think of late 1800s "doctor" do sleazy shit
He just gotta have a curly moustache
Of course they're a guy. Otherwise it'd be Drs. Pepper. ~/s~
For some reason I imagine dr pepper looking like a slightly bigger louis armstrong wearing a red t shirt standing by a kroger and I do not have the faintest idea why
Only ever herd about pepper as a female name, but looking it up it seems unisex https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepper_(name)
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