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[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 23 points 14 hours ago

Wikipedia on Larus marinus, or the great black-backed gull:

The scientific name is from Latin. Larus appears to have referred to a gull or other large seabird. The specific name marinus means "marine", or when taken together, "sea gull".

If that's not a seagull I don't know what is.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 points 13 hours ago

LoL, indeed it's not tho', it's the Great Black-Backed Gull. Damn those taxonomists!!!

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

Yeah but like, my dog is a dog but it's also a Labrador and also has a name. The great black-backed gull is also known as Larus marinus which means sea gull, and is also commonly referred to as a seagull. By what notion is that not a seagull?

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 points 10 hours ago

By the simple minded notion of my sense of humor. ;-) Any more hares you'd like to split?

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

If we split a hare we'll both go hungry cause hares are small and I'm vegetarian

[-] phdeeznuts@mander.xyz 1 points 6 hours ago

Wow who said anything about eating it? You display it on the mantelpiece.

[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 16 points 19 hours ago

Achkchually, a pineapple is neither a pine, nor an apple.

It's actually an ananananas.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 46 minutes ago

Do dooo do do do,

ananananas,

Do do do do

[-] azi@mander.xyz 5 points 16 hours ago
[-] Velonie@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Bonjour, allô, salut!

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Sure, but ananananas-pen doesn't have quite the same ring now does it?

[-] Xenny@lemmy.world 19 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

This joke echoes in my brain thanks to this one PBS commercial break snippet from my childhood. You're welcome

[-] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

I heard this joke for the first time a few weeks back on an episode of The Penguin. :D

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 16 hours ago

No one actually loves seagulls, but that's got nothing to do with the fact there is no seagull.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 1 points 13 hours ago

I wonder if seagulls experience love, they'd be the most likely candidates. Hmm...

[-] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 121 points 1 day ago

If 90% of the population call them seagulls, and 99% of the population understand what you mean when you say "seagull", then yes, they are actually called seagulls

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 day ago

It's like what I say to bother botanists:

If half of the fruits with "berry" in their name don't fit your definition of berry, you need a new definition

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

Pretty sure botanists are aware that the same word can have different meaning outside of their scientific field. The people actually bothered by this are pedants who read about it on the internet, not people who studied botany.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 41 minutes ago* (last edited 41 minutes ago)

A slight distinction:

The people actually bothered by this are the friends of pedants who read about it on the internet, not people who studied botany.

The pedants aren't bothered, they're elated they get to display faux superiority, I'm the one bothered by them!

Lol

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 16 hours ago

Well, no, there's nothing wrong with the definition of berry, but there would be something wrong about a botanist being annoyed with someone using the colloquial definition of berry.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

What if I told you that words can have different meanings in different contexts? Just because the same word can be used to refer to different things depending on whether its used in everyday or scientific speech doesn't mean either usage is "wrong".

[-] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Context specific definitions are the bane of my autistic existence. Figuring out context is a waste of brainpower that could be better used having anxiety over situations that aren't going to happen.

/Completely serious, but not quite as strongly as worded here.

[-] groknull@programming.dev 1 points 3 hours ago

So I take it no one should mention that in astrophysics anything heavier than helium is a metal

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Yeah well, people aren't computers and language always has multiple levels of ambiguity. I understand if that is difficult to grasp if you can't understand it on an intuitive level like most people. On the other hand it's not that hard to understand on an intellectual level.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Doesn't change that it was a bad idea to borrow a generic term for small sweet fruits to refer to a specific botanical feature. Not just bad, but completely unnecessary and frankly, simply, a bit stupid.

[-] IMongoose@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

Annoy naturalists with these other animal names too: Jellyfish, crawfish, starfish, Killer Whale, Canadian Geese, and American Buffalo.

[-] azi@mander.xyz 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

The buffalo thing pisses me off the most. Entire cultures are defined by that animal and it's incredibly significant to the history of the prairies and the continent as a whole. So it seems to me pretty disrespectful to go to these people and go "um actually what you've been calling this animal for centuries is wrong actually because Linnaeus or whatever"

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Canada Goose

[-] Machinist@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Crawdads. Tasty with some hot sauce.

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Killer whale is orca which is a predatory whale.

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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Oh hey flying vermin.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 72 points 1 day ago

The very first line of the Wikipedia entry on Gull says: "Gulls, or colloquially seagulls, are seabirds of the family Laridae in the suborder Lari. ". Colloquially speaking all gulls are seagulls.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gull

The entry lists 54 species of Gull, and indeed from a pedantic perspective, none of their common names are "seagull". Nor are any of their binomial names Latin for "seagull". But there is Larus pacificus, either very calm or associated with the ocean of the same name. Also there is Larus atlanticus, and Larus Marinus (pretty dang close).

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

I really don't understand what the point of the distinction is. It's not like there's something else which is a seagull but not a gull. Seagull is just another word for the same bird... Or am I missing something?

[-] Slatlun@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 hours ago

There are weirdly rigid common names around birds. There is a whole thing about renaming them right now. They are essentially regulated terms that low level pedants respect. They are the same types of people who would correct you for calling Frankenstein's monster 'Frankenstein'.

The plant community is better. You could call a "sunflower" a "tall flower" and nobody would care. You might get a "oh, I've never heard that one" but never "there's no such thing as a 'tall flower.'" They just fall back to the scientific names when clarity is important.

IMO common names should just be useful. I will call any gull a seagull when talking to non-bird people because that is a term that is commonly understood and how effective communication works.

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

I understand the need for having one particular defined name for a species, honestly. That makes some sense to me. But just because taxonomically a bird is not called a seagull doesn't mean that it is not a seagull. Otherwise what is a seagull? There is no bird that has the 'official' name "seagull". So what, seagulls don't exist? It's a semantic distinction that is meaningless outside of its narrow context.

[-] Slatlun@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 hours ago

I absolutely agree that there should be a official name. My problem with birds is that there are 2 official names. The American Ornithological Society approves both of them (kind of). One is Latin/Greek/whatever in Genus species format - that is the one for science literature and taxonomy. The other is in English and silly in my opinion because that's where people will use it to say nonsense like there is no such thing as a seagull.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 1 points 13 hours ago

My whole point of posting was to point out how inane, and pedantic the distinction between Gull and Seagull actually is, which is the distinction that OP made. And of course on the Fediverse that generated a whole lot of conversation, including this sentence.

[-] bisby@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as a Gull, is in fact, Sea/Gull, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Sea plus Gull. Gull is not an categorization unto itself, but rather another component of a full identity made useful by the kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, and species components comprising a full identification as defined by its scientific classification.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

LOL, now do the Navy Gulls copypasta or "here's the thing..."

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[-] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 day ago

50 species of gulls and every last one of them is a cunt.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 day ago

Fucking love seagulls. Grew up at the beach, gulls everywhere. They used to dig in our trash cans and we had to put heavy weights on the lids. Still fucking love em. They're awesome, amazing trash birds who give zero fucks. I have seen gulls fully steal food from people's mouths. I've seen them sit on windshields and refuse to move so you can drive, including just allowing the wipers to fwap into them repeatedly.

Seagulls aren't cunts. Seagulls serve cunt, and I love them for it.

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[-] superkret@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago

That anon's name? Steven Seagullible

[-] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago

From my experience, they're "Hanging around outside the chip shop" gulls.

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