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[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago

Two examples of craven excess, and they combine to kill the proprietor.

Excellent.

[-] GarfieldOfficial@hexbear.net 9 points 23 hours ago

The fall didn’t actually kill him- he was just trapped in there with the lawn mower comically chasing him around for days until he collapsed from exhaustion juche-tears

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 5 points 20 hours ago

Luckly the Benny Hill song never stopped playing

[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

He died doing what he loved most. rat-salute-2

[-] buh@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago

Gated community ass death

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Lmao that's some Charlie Chaplin shit

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago
[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 4 points 20 hours ago

Eeey I'm turning ova, ova here

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

Johnnie shoulda turned 'er

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Did he die from impact or was it more gruesome?

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Uh, judging from the fact he got injured at Sep 15th from it, and died just on October 22nd, I'd assume it was not that gory to die instantly...

[-] blame@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

had some good old fashioned brain bloat, nothing a little trepanation can't fix.

That's a bloody image to keep...

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Those mowers are heavy as shit if one lands on you it's gonna fuck you up

[-] glans@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

new tesla lawn mower with touch screen controls

How do you fucking drive into your own swimming pool on a riding mower? Was he drunk?

[-] context@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

according to several comments in a reddit thread i found, he had recently had eye surgery and likely had impaired vision and should not have been operating the mower and got too close.

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

perhaps it was prescription opiates? that would be some sort of sweet justice

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Or fell asleep/stroke/whatever

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

Someone bet him 5 bucks he couldn't do a 360 on the mower into an empty pool and he was like "bet".

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

those famous last words?

"watch this!"

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

lmao what a fucking loser

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Maximum Overdrive 2 - Lawnmower Boogaloo

This machine just called me a liberal! pronouns

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

AC/DC Who Made Who starts playing

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

That's some Final Destination shit

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Yeah just realised it might not have been the fall that killed him

[-] Mokey2@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Another ridiculous vehicle submerged in water death.

Submarine

Funny tesla into pond

Now this kinda close enough

[-] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

empty swimming pool though

[-] Mokey2@hexbear.net 3 points 17 hours ago

Right thats not the swimming pools fault though

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