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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Greetings dear lemm.ee folks,

I'm not like those other mean Hexbearians. I'm one of the good ones, I promise. I just want choke

I just want you to love me. I'm so sorry for being on Hexbear. Please, please forgive me. I'll do anything. Anything.

Do you want me to stop using emojis? Done. No more PPB? Done. Intense sobbing

I hereby forswear socialism. I'm a liberal now. Do you love me now? Please? Please? Just pick me.

I humbly request that all parties involved in the comments refrain from using slurs or name-calling to reduce the workload on mods and admins.

Edit: @comr@hexbear.net got banned. Eat shit

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[-] impiri@lemm.ee 137 points 1 year ago

First of all, you’re a bunch of stupid trump-loving alt-left antifa fascist children

Secondly, you resort to name calling

[-] TrudeauCastroson@hexbear.net 117 points 1 year ago

I can't tell if this is a joke or not, so I'll just say I enjoyed reading this because it made me laugh

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 92 points 1 year ago

spoilerIt's a joke, look at their post history. Have to admit they almost got me to bite because you never know bait

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 70 points 1 year ago

Oh God I just want you to love me please

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago

trump-anguish name a bigger and wetter president

you cant

[-] JohnBrownsBussy2@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago

New site tagline.

[-] inasaba@lemmy.ml 52 points 1 year ago
[-] impiri@lemm.ee 67 points 1 year ago

fascism - antifascism - synfacism

Syndicalist-fascists finally getting some representation. Mussolini would be proud if wasn’t so dead.

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[-] sicklemode@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just curious here. What are your solutions to the endlessly decaying social and material conditions of the West?

Edit: I think I got caught in the bit again michael-laugh

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 73 points 1 year ago

I see you and I hear your question, and let me just say: I hear you. I see you. You are seen. You are heard

alt-left

How very Trumpian of you!!!!

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 82 points 1 year ago

I don't get hexbear, all I did was post one little political opinion and all of a sudden I have people calling me a fascist and replying with rude emojis. Very uncivil behavior, I'm used to forums where my legitimate and valuable political ideas can be discussed freely and with mutual respect!

Also please do not ask what I posted or look up the original thread or quote any of my previous comments, that is also uncivil.

[-] jeremy_sylvis@midwest.social 77 points 1 year ago

Hexbear is the chemo to the r/Politics migration that is killing Lemmy.

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 74 points 1 year ago

Ee wants to defend? That's kinda sad I like ee. Mostly because their takes are chaos. Absolutely chaos. Sometimes they're good. Sometimes they're bad. Sometimes you get that take outta left field about how the earth was flat but they used the corners in the COVID vaccine and that's why it's round now. It's a grab bag of fun and surprise every time.

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

the earth was flat but they used the corners in the COVID vaccine and that's why it's round now

...is this hyperbole, or did a comment actually assert this?

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Hyperbole but the fact that you had to question it proves the point!

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[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 71 points 1 year ago

Another thing, you Hexbears have big, annoying emojis of Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson, but why don't you have big, annoying emojis of me?

I want better representation in your emojis.

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago
[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago

Yay?

  • Mango Rampart
[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago

I'm so sorry for being on Hexbear

Some crimes can never be forgiven snipes-hesitation

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 60 points 1 year ago

I'm a liberal now. Do you love me now?

Sorry, but I have to do it:

Love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago

Nobody can handle Hexbears truth bombs lmao.

[-] Ithorian@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

Hexbear has some of the dumbest users, people there think I have good takes sometimes.

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

Why does such a large portion of lemm.ee want to block hexbear.net?

they can't handle the bantz

[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 46 points 1 year ago

Just a suggestion, but maybe one particular Hexbear should stop misspelling my name in increasingly silly way?

Also, watch my movies.

[-] ShareThatBread@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

According to comments in other posts from other instance Libs, seemingly we have to follow their posting. Which is to be il-informed and have absolute dog shit takes with a strong preference for bigotry against any non Anglosphere state.

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[-] envis10n@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

As a former lemm.ee user, I don't get it.

After a recent thread dedicated to only shitting on hexbear, with constant hate and misinformation being thrown around, I decided to apply here.

I'm sick of explaining how people can ignore things they don't like on All by simply scrolling by, or blocking communities that routinely infuriate them.

[-] sunaurus@lemm.ee 41 points 1 year ago

The hate and misinformation is completely exhausting, in the short timespan that lemm.ee has existed, I have lost more faith in humanity in general and internet discourse in particular than in probably all of my previous life. Just reading through the constant garbage in the admin report queue is honestly too much sometimes.

I posted this question in the latest thread on lemm.ee, but I'll repost here as well: if anybody has any ideas on how to improve the situation, specifically in terms of the apparently deep hatred between some users based solely on what home instance they are browsing Lemmy from, then I am really open to all suggestions.

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[-] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 37 points 1 year ago

Fuck you guys but I don’t want to defed w/ you.

Fuck you too GiantFloppyCock, happy to have you here

[-] panopticon@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

Fuck you guys

But why, Giant Floppy Cock?

[-] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Why not? You lead with a fuck you for all of us but want to keep the link open? What's the mentality there? Are we worth your respect or not?

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago

I think the liberal philosophy on this is that you can hate someone, think they're morally wrong, think they're a genocide denier or whatever, and still think they deserve a platform and space in the discussion. The communist take would be to eradicate harmful behaviors and patterns, for the sake of good, but since they're liberals, they go with the liberal plan.

[-] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago

Or, and bear with me here, I’m just dicking around and there isn’t any further depth or meaning to my comment.

I said absolutely nothing to imply whether I’m liberal or if I have any issues with your political stance. But ok, assume whatever you want, I’m just here for the memes and shitposting.

I guess I just assumed that you guys might not take things so seriously or personally.

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Honestly, you're welcome to be here and I'm happy you're around, as long as you respect that this is an explicitly anti-liberal space. Bear with us, if you get push-back it's likely because our liberalism detectors are far more finely tuned than nearly anyone else you'll have ever had discourse with (including possibly yourself?), and a lot of us will probably be fairly abrasive about it and not super clear on what specifically the liberalism that warranted the abrasiveness is. That's just how it works in a very enclosed and homogenously leftist space. If I butt heads I like to make it super clear what the heart of my beef is in clear detail for the sake of good discourse.

My original comment is pretty thoroughly informed by Mao's Combat Liberalism (2 minute read don't worry). My original comment will probably make a lot more sense with this as background.

Beef or no beef, thanks for stopping by and engaging in a civil fashion, and I genuinely mean it.

e: if you're also a dirty commie like us, sorry if linking combat liberalism seems patronizing, but also this is the sort of thing I'd like to be called out on if I did it as well, so I'm golden rule-ing here and an open to crit

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[-] comfortable_doug@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago
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[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

We are Hexbearers, not Hexbearians. 1. Because we Hexbear people as a verb. 2. Because we bear the hex that is haunting Europe.

My source is that I made it the fuck up

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