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[-] beerclue@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago
[-] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

You don't need to put a ring on it...

... unless she was going to expand on the chain mail coif; then you'll need lots of rings.

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[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Ask if her father was possibly a little overprotective.

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[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

They say dress for the job you want...

[-] Jumi@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Take Jerusalem! Deus Vult!

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

The only right answer.

I guess "joust her right then and there" also would be acceptable.

[-] MoogleMaestro@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago

Girl, you're dressed to slay tonight.

[-] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Ask her if the maille is butted or riveted

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[-] harmsy@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Let her conquer me.

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago
[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

I'm underdressed and didn't know it.

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[-] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

Traditionally, thrust. Thrust hard, aim for the belly.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

"Oh shit. Why didn't you tell me we were going to a ren faire/Medieval Times? I would have dressed up too!"

[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago

"Hey I got your two handed sword right here!"

*grabs crotch*

*she takes a look*

"Oh that's more like a little pocket knife isn't it?"

*makes sad hurt male ego noises*\

[-] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

A duel it is then. Finishes last of my wine

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

"I said we meat at night, not as knight"

[-] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

We going to Medieval Times!

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

kneels down, bowing my head against the flat of her long sword

"By the Lady before whom this sanctuary is holy, I will be true and faithful, and love all which she loves and shun all which she shuns, according to the laws of God and the order of the world. Nor will I ever with will or action, through word or deed, do anything which is unpleasing to her, on condition that she will hold to me as I shall deserve it, and that she will perform everything as it was in our agreement when I submitted myself to her and chose her will."

Then I'd take her out for pizza and bowling.

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Time to get medieval on dat ass.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

She could wear a trash bag if she's this cute, I'm still going out with her.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Relevant username.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Take her on a crusade to concur the holy land, start a quest to find the Holy Grail, and show her how to slay the dragon.

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[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

Plate armor? With chainmail links that bad? You trying to get yourself killed?

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

She can slay my dragon any time.

[-] recently_Coco@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

Fall deeply, and completely in love

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Suggest a first date that involves a mosh pit.

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