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Ask if her father was possibly a little overprotective.
Marry her!
You don't need to put a ring on it...
... unless she was going to expand on the chain mail coif; then you'll need lots of rings.
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They say dress for the job you want...
Girl, you're dressed to slay tonight.
Take Jerusalem! Deus Vult!
The only right answer.
I guess "joust her right then and there" also would be acceptable.
Wife
Ask her if the maille is butted or riveted
Is your armor as riveted as I am?
Is your armor butted? ...would you like it to be?
Let her conquer me.
"I said we meat at night, not as knight"
Traditionally, thrust. Thrust hard, aim for the belly.
A duel it is then. Finishes last of my wine
"Hey I got your two handed sword right here!"
*grabs crotch*
*she takes a look*
"Oh that's more like a little pocket knife isn't it?"
*makes sad hurt male ego noises*\
"Oh shit. Why didn't you tell me we were going to a ren faire/Medieval Times? I would have dressed up too!"
She could wear a trash bag if she's this cute, I'm still going out with her.
Relevant username.
Plate armor? With chainmail links that bad? You trying to get yourself killed?
Take her on a crusade to concur the holy land, start a quest to find the Holy Grail, and show her how to slay the dragon.
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Time to get medieval on dat ass.
Badass.
We going to Medieval Times!
Fall deeply, and completely in love
DEUS VULT
She can slay my dragon any time.
NI!
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