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[-] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 4 points 30 minutes ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 1 points 17 minutes ago

So good that you posted it five times. Hard to disagree, though.

[-] shath@hexbear.net 2 points 4 minutes ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[-] Esoteir@hexbear.net 2 points 9 minutes ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[-] Esoteir@hexbear.net 2 points 10 minutes ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[-] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 8 points 1 hour ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[-] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao

[-] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[-] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[-] Test_Tickles@hexbear.net 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I think he's talking about a senate race in PA where it looks like, mathematically anyway, those Green votes would put the Dem ahead of Republican but he can still fuck off. Their level of smugness is unbearable.

Also why doesn't CNN's results ticker show the other participants in that senate race? Nvm I know the answer

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I think he's talking about a senate race in PA where it looks like, mathematically anyway, those Green votes would put the Dem ahead of Republican but he can still fuck off.

There are two libertarian turbo-chuds also running for that PA Senate seat, who peeled off nearly twice as many votes from the Republicans than the Greens did from the Democrats. You can even see the edges of their vote totals cropped off in his screenshot.

And that's even assuming they would have voted for either party anyway! Many of them wouldn't have voted at all!

He's a tremendously unserious dipshit.

[-] brainw0rms@hexbear.net 28 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

The incredible hubris to simultaneously call 64k people dipshits and also imply that they owe you their vote. Hope he dies horribly.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 15 points 2 hours ago

I hope he has another stroke and loses the majority of his motor functions

[-] brainw0rms@hexbear.net 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Yup, there are some things worse than instant death. Being unable to move around, speak coherently, and/or piss and shit without assistance is up there, definitely what a piece of garbage like him deserves.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 7 points 2 hours ago

There's a tribal elder I'll see at work alot who had a stroke and I made sure to remember how he likes his coffee and check in on him whenever I see him. It's really a terrible fate I wouldn't wish on any decent human being

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 20 points 3 hours ago

Uncritical support to clumps of blood cells and platelets.

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 22 points 4 hours ago

Please, comrade clot!

[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 16 points 3 hours ago

Them's rookie numbers, means you suck.

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 30 points 4 hours ago

They know the third party vote didn't change the outcome in a single state.

They're hoping if they say it now, 30% of the people who hear it will never hear otherwise

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

I don't wanna sound like I told you so but I always had a feeling that this Sasquatch was a fraud

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 62 points 6 hours ago

Dems dropped 15 million votes. Greens got less than 15 million votes. But it’s all greens fault stupid voters angry-place

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 4 hours ago

Even if there was 100% crossover from one party to another, and every voter admitted into a camera "Yes, I am a former Biden voter now voting Green" that would still mean the democrats failed to campaign to those voters.

Blaming voters is what the loserest of the losers do when they're losing. It's pathetic, it's annoying, and for whatever anyone cares anymore... it's fundamentally anti-democratic (as in the form of government not the party).

Also, why is Frankenstein so angwee? Trump will surely kill more Muslims than Biden. Or at least not end the killing. Don't worry, Lurch. The Killing Fields of planet Earth will never be drenched in enough blood to satisfy the US government.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 45 points 6 hours ago

I like how he badly cropped out the many more votes the Libertarian Party "stole" from the GOP. biden-megamind

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 51 points 6 hours ago

Comrade stroke take my energy. Take my last drop. I will give my life for this cause

spirit-bomb

[-] buh@hexbear.net 52 points 6 hours ago

god fucked up when they gave matt christman a stroke instead of giving john redditman a second stroke

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 41 points 6 hours ago

Matt Christman battles the Balrog and returns as Christman the White?

[-] BrookeBaybee@hexbear.net 29 points 6 hours ago

He is the Christ Man

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 36 points 6 hours ago

Eat my shit and hair there is only room up here for one giant!

Hey! Hey! Settlerman! Do some math for me! If FIFTEEN PERCENT of your voters fucking discorporated how did .9% of the electorate hurt you? OH THAT'S RIGHT THEY DIDN'T YOU JUST FUCKING SUCK

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 40 points 6 hours ago

Weird. Wonder how many vote the Libertarian might have taken from the Republicans. John Thomas drew ~87k votes. Oh... but I guess Greens are the only one that could take votes from the Democrats. Honestly either way, its fucking stupid to even think about this in this way. The Democrats and Republicans aren't owed any votes that go to third parties.

[-] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 34 points 6 hours ago

ugh fetterman is such a loser. it could never be the dems veering right that helped the GOP, it was green party voters

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 12 points 5 hours ago

Yinzer Shrek has layers, but every single one of them is bad at math.

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