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[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 86 points 2 weeks ago

Dems dropped 15 million votes. Greens got less than 15 million votes. But it’s all greens fault stupid voters angry-place

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 53 points 2 weeks ago

Even if there was 100% crossover from one party to another, and every voter admitted into a camera "Yes, I am a former Biden voter now voting Green" that would still mean the democrats failed to campaign to those voters.

Blaming voters is what the loserest of the losers do when they're losing. It's pathetic, it's annoying, and for whatever anyone cares anymore... it's fundamentally anti-democratic (as in the form of government not the party).

Also, why is Frankenstein so angwee? Trump will surely kill more Muslims than Biden. Or at least not end the killing. Don't worry, Lurch. The Killing Fields of planet Earth will never be drenched in enough blood to satisfy the US government.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 66 points 2 weeks ago

Comrade stroke take my energy. Take my last drop. I will give my life for this cause

spirit-bomb

[-] buh@hexbear.net 65 points 2 weeks ago

god fucked up when they gave matt christman a stroke instead of giving john redditman a second stroke

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 48 points 2 weeks ago

Matt Christman battles the Balrog and returns as Christman the White?

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 61 points 2 weeks ago

I like how he badly cropped out the many more votes the Libertarian Party "stole" from the GOP. biden-megamind

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 52 points 2 weeks ago

Weird. Wonder how many vote the Libertarian might have taken from the Republicans. John Thomas drew ~87k votes. Oh... but I guess Greens are the only one that could take votes from the Democrats. Honestly either way, its fucking stupid to even think about this in this way. The Democrats and Republicans aren't owed any votes that go to third parties.

[-] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 47 points 2 weeks ago

ugh fetterman is such a loser. it could never be the dems veering right that helped the GOP, it was green party voters

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 46 points 2 weeks ago

Eat my shit and hair there is only room up here for one giant!

Hey! Hey! Settlerman! Do some math for me! If FIFTEEN PERCENT of your voters fucking discorporated how did .9% of the electorate hurt you? OH THAT'S RIGHT THEY DIDN'T YOU JUST FUCKING SUCK

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 45 points 2 weeks ago

They know the third party vote didn't change the outcome in a single state.

They're hoping if they say it now, 30% of the people who hear it will never hear otherwise

[-] urmums401k@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Just ensuring none of us will ever deal with these shit sticks again.

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago

Please, comrade clot!

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 29 points 2 weeks ago

Uncritical support to clumps of blood cells and platelets.

[-] Test_Tickles@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I think he's talking about a senate race in PA where it looks like, mathematically anyway, those Green votes would put the Dem ahead of Republican but he can still fuck off. Their level of smugness is unbearable.

Also why doesn't CNN's results ticker show the other participants in that senate race? Nvm I know the answer

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I think he's talking about a senate race in PA where it looks like, mathematically anyway, those Green votes would put the Dem ahead of Republican but he can still fuck off.

There are two libertarian turbo-chuds also running for that PA Senate seat, who peeled off nearly twice as many votes from the Republicans than the Greens did from the Democrats. You can even see the edges of their vote totals cropped off in his screenshot.

And that's even assuming they would have voted for either party anyway! Many of them wouldn't have voted at all!

He's a tremendously unserious dipshit.

[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago

Them's rookie numbers, means you suck.

[-] Esoteir@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Yinzer Shrek has layers, but every single one of them is bad at math.

[-] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

So good that you posted it five times. Hard to disagree, though.

[-] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

lol, on my end it looked like it wasn't posting fml

[-] shath@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrux

[-] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[-] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[-] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

I don't wanna sound like I told you so but I always had a feeling that this Sasquatch was a fraud

[-] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[-] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[-] Esoteir@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Hold on, starting my new rockabilly band

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Is it called ”Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao”?

[-] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

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