He's a vegetarian.
What if he's vegan?
He finally found out what happened with his missing pet parrot.
What's the clip's source? It's hilarious out of context
It's from The Twilight Zone though I'm not sure which episode.
Shadow Play, season 2 episode 26.
dude was obviously expecting to find someone's head in the oven
Damn, that guy's really bad at making sourdough
They are cavemen pretending to be in the future where there are machines that can cook for you
A fortune-teller told him he would mysteriously find a roast in the oven before something horrible happens.
Instead, he found a turkey.
"This is where I keep the most depraved pornography and now it's been sullied by food!"
2 men enter the realm of their women
Hank knew he could only hide his urges for so long... that roast was gonna get fucked.
That's clearly a turkey.
Two men discuss who will fuck the warm roasted turkey first. They lament not have going instead with duck.
"My roast ham is ruined!" "What if you substitute fast food instead of the ham" "Delightfully devlish philmor“
That's a roast
memes
Community rules
1. Be civil
No trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour
2. No politics
This is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world
3. No recent reposts
Check for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month
4. No bots
No bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins
5. No Spam/Ads
No advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.
Sister communities
- !tenforward@lemmy.world : Star Trek memes, chat and shitposts
- !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world : Lemmy Shitposts, anything and everything goes.
- !linuxmemes@lemmy.world : Linux themed memes
- !comicstrips@lemmy.world : for those who love comic stories.