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[-] cadekat@pawb.social 21 points 1 week ago

I don't know how, but I would still manage to lose this day one.

[-] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Because I will steal it from you

[-] That_Devil_Girl@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago

Every time a friend asks to "borrow" a lighter...

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 7 points 1 week ago

Those bastards would still take it.

[-] wildflower@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

When you light a little lighter, it becomes a little lighter

[-] Frozzie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

What's heavier? A kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers?

[-] DankDingleberry@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[-] grue@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

No, this is concrete. Gold would've been even heavier.

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Looked it up

Gold density: 19.3 whatever's/who cares

Concrete: 2.3 same/measurements

Almost 10x as heavy!

[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago
[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It's also gonna break your bong st some point.

[-] EisFrei@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Bric heavier

[-] AnotherMadHatter@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

And now I need to make a 3D printed mold in a comfortable shape that can be used to easily cast concrete around a lighter.

Maybe a simple cylinder, with the lighter off center so it can easily be flicked?

Maybe I'll squish some play-doh around one and scan it and use that.

Whatever, it just needs to be too big to "accidentally" end up in someone's pocket.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

back in the days of ubiquitous smoking, people had fancy table and desk lighters that were like this - heavy, large capacity, artsy things.

You can't spell enlightenment without lighten

this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2024
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