this tickles the fuck outta me, what is this from?!
sounds like r/menwritingwomen
"My eggs were plump, fresh, and tender - perfect for enticing a masculine stud into my welcoming and womanly embrace.
I egged eggily down the stairs..."
Humpty-Dumptymaxxing drives men WILD!
Who Humpin' and Dumpin' in here!?
absolutely! I thought it was a joke 🤷😂
Oh oh, I know this one. It's from this article some woman published in The Cut about getting a sugar daddy
https://www.thecut.com/article/age-gap-relationships-marriage-younger-women-older-man.html
Is that why Xi keeps me on read? Am I lacking pep in my step? Are my man boobs not perky enough?
I’m so disappointed in him, didn’t know he’s such a fuckboy
How many of your eggs do you still have?
Just the two, but is that not enough?!
Are they peppy and perky?
I wouldn’t say perky but they’re cool to hang with
some people will put into published writing the kinds of thoughts I would be mortified to whisper
I misremembered it being from a movie- it’s from some New York publication
My husband isn’t my partner. He’s my mentor, my lover, and, only in certain contexts, my friend.
Someone needs to check in on the straights.
I'm pretty sure we're beyond help at this point.
But when someone points out that this trend is broadly not great, on the grounds that your lover/spouse ought to be your peer, people dogpile him.
😳
that was quite a read! I really thought it was going to be a joke 🤦
Sometimes, on a dewy summer evening, when I am standing on the balcony of my storybook castle in the deep and scary woods, I almost can’t believe my luck. And yet, it isn’t luck that brought me here, but a series of intelligent decisions—decisions any woman would be advised to make if she wants to live a life as enchanted and carefree as mine. For while the women of the village are scrubbing pots and eating cabbage and hanging their clothes out on a sad little string, I am over here enjoying a nonstop happy ending, all because I did the wise thing and married a prince who was turned into a beast by a witch and then transformed back again.
🤩🥰 it's everything I hoped it would be from the URL!!! thank you ❤️
Happy to share! 
hey i posted that one!
good find!
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