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[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 62 points 2 years ago

"Do you believe that my being thiccer or more bodacious has anything to do with my badonk in this place? You think that’s gas you’re passing now?"

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 11 points 2 years ago

There is no spoon.

Wait, there was definitely a spoon here a minute ago - Neo WHERE DID YOU PUT THE SPOON!?

[-] Lupus@feddit.org 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

the matrix can't handle this much ass

The ram is already full with rendering Carrie-Annne Moss's leather pants.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Alright. Deleteing the leather pants........oh my!

[-] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

This made me think of the Paul Rudd Tim & Eric sketch. NUDE TAYNE… oh sh&$!

[-] dunz@feddit.nu 8 points 2 years ago

Could you kick up the 4d3d3d3d

[-] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Could I see a hat wobble?

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago
[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Telling that I am unsure whether this is photoshopped or not. I do remember thinking this was a very funny shot.

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

Butter overflow, Matrix terminated.

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

Love to see the comic in full quality and no compression artifacts 🤌

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

This one was fresh and organic, straight from the source.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah, this is the thing that didn't make the Matrix chars realistic to me - I would innately try to crash the system. Not abandon it, just crash it, wait for reboot, you know, find the limits, really make peoples brainholes in those comfy pods work for it.

Sure, ofc I would spawn a trillion wheels of cheese over a city.

Naturally I would grow my ass that big it would dwarf any super-massive black hole (and in the process make sure Uranus gets into myanus).

Absolutely I would kill all other processes to see just how good it can run Doom.

You think I wouldn't install the most cursed and most blessed of mods?

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I like that one of my first thoughts was I wonder if they’ve correctly implemented special relativity. Let’s find out!

[-] spamfajitas@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

IIRC, they tackle that in one of the Animatrix episodes. Some kids find a forgotten corner of the simulation where gravity breaks down and stuff gets weird.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I mean, it's the hardest & most big-assed thing I can think of (beyond just running a buggy code with a memory leak).

I was also about to write about zooming infinitely into a particle but it didn't seem funny enough.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Hi, It's Josh from Let's Game It Out. We're entering The Matrix today....

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 6 points 2 years ago

In the original version of the script, the point wasn't to use humans as batteries, it was to use them as processors. The Matrix runs on human brains, and all the leftover brainpower is used on real world problems the machines were dealing with. They turned humans into the computers.

So, trying to overload the processing limits of the Matrix would just kill people. They'd drop dead from the mental strain. Best case scenario, you give everyone in the Matrix a hangover before the automatic safeties kick in.

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[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

That's why you weren't the One.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

I wanna see the booty that broke the matrix :(

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It’s like beholding the face of God. You immediately crash to desktop upon attempting to render even a single frame containing that much ass.

[-] infinite_ass@leminal.space 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We need more comics about scifi ass.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago
[-] infinite_ass@leminal.space 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I worship The Matrix as much as the next guy but these leather-clad domination fantasies are absurd.

All those shiny leather karate superheros need giant strap-on dildos. Just part of the costume. Neo, Morpheus, Trinity, all of them. Big shiny plastic dicks. Just wear them. Nobody says anything. They just hang there and throb. It would be hilarious.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Same. The first movie, the leather aspect was mostly a small quirk not a full-front feature. Neo's trenchcoat was mostly there to conceal weapons. Afterwards, it became a fashion choice.

Practical combat gear is what makes the most sense to me and what I resonate with the most from the series:

or this:

seem more practical

[-] infinite_ass@leminal.space 3 points 2 years ago

Also, I didn't know that there were Matrix comics. I'm going to read them all

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[-] infinite_ass@leminal.space 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's the matrix. They can do matrix magic bag-of-holding stuff.

And they are indestructible.

Nude. With shiny black leather fannypacks.

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[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

"he's starting to believe"

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 6 points 2 years ago

I mean, with an ass like DAT tho... how could he not!?:-D

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Ba doyng doyng doyng

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 years ago

Matrix locks up and turns on a BSOD

Blue
Screen
Of
Dat ass

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Dat ass, tho

[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 14 points 2 years ago

"Now watch what happens when I slap it."

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Do not try to slap the ass — that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there is no ass.

Ripples begin to emanate from the closest ass cheek but vanish as soon as you look away.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 2 years ago

Ripples spreading outwards from the ass cheek... yeah that's definitely a fart!:-P

[-] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Early 2000s really was peak human civilization

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[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Manipulating your own body is an aspect of that power I didn't think about, would be great for me. Of course, I would go for any shape shifting power.

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

It's a somewhat core element that was damped down by execs.

Originally "Switch" was a trans character who used the matrix control to transition. Finding and taking control of your own character.

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Well I'm genderfluid, so being able to change my body at will is the dream.

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Error: floating point overflow

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 6 points 2 years ago

On the subject of Matrix parodies, I just want to throw this classic out there

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Think I would have tried this before jumping off a friggin building.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

He chose the red suppository

[-] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago
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