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[-] Blazingtransfem98@discuss.online 21 points 5 days ago

I wish I didn't have a little pickle down below :(

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Smaller the pickle bigger the heart or something iono put that on a Hallmark card

[-] LallyLuckFarm@beehaw.org 6 points 5 days ago

I've heard it's not the size of the pickle but how flavorful the brine is.

Or something, I'm not crazy about pickles or cucumbers

[-] Blazingtransfem98@discuss.online 12 points 5 days ago

My problem is having any pickle (penis) of any size down there. Gives me really bad dysphoria. It's better than it used to be, but I wish I didn't have anything sticking out down there ya know. Like cis girls.

[-] LallyLuckFarm@beehaw.org 8 points 5 days ago

I truly apologize for not reading your username correctly before making a snarky comment, and deeply regret and am sorry for any negative feelings I may have caused.

It is my hope beyond hope that you are able to have your body match who you are inside, you beautiful beautiful wonderful person, you.

[-] siha@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago

I can help โœ‚๏ธ

If only it were that easy, I actually did try it before. But I just gave myself a cut and bled a lot. I am a real pussy when it comes to blood and pain, despite not having one myself (I really wish I did ๐Ÿ˜”)

[-] siha@feddit.uk 1 points 2 days ago

God, pretty sure you can bleed out to death if you do to do that; and even if you survive the pissing experience would be terrible. Stay strong sis

Yeah thankfully my dysphoria isn't anywhere near that bad anymore since the fucker shrank so much on estrogen, I do hope that sometime in the future I won't have this nub sticking out of me anymore and will have a nice vagina (I'll even settle for 0 depth, just to stop having a thing sticking out of me).

[-] MaryReads@lemmy.cafe 12 points 5 days ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

A sexy little pickle with a juicy little booty.

[-] blygval@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago

In case you're still wondering, it seems like the artist is G Mosley (@gmosley_ on Instagram)

[-] MaryReads@lemmy.cafe 3 points 4 days ago
[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Rick Sanchez?

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago
[-] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Funniest shit ever

Why is that juicy little booty right under where the shoulder blades would go? The booty is too high! The sky is falling! AAAAAGH!

[-] needanke@feddit.org 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Dont let c/ich_iel see this!

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