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Momma Mia! CW: Meat (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

MFW the gender reveal is ruined because the dyed grease running off the plate ruined the suprise maddened

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 60 points 2 days ago

Was it intentional that the cheese looks like cum, we get it, you got pregnant.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago

The meat kinda looks like labia minora lol

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago

That's what I was thinking too, like this screams sex innuendo "cream pie".

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago

I know I looked at it and wanted to fuck it wtf is going on with me

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago
[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Gonna be a hell of a burn

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

You're too horny. A volcel rep will be with you shortly

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago
[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What in the blue hell

[-] Yukiko@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago

If your vagina is oozing cheese, you might want to get that checked out.

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 38 points 2 days ago

I didn't really need more reasons to destroy the gender binary, but i'll add it to the list.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago
[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

Gulag gulag is the noise it makes when I'm sexing the hot cheese pocket

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

nevermind no gulag for you stalin-gun-1stalin-gun-2

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

What do if stick dick in hot pocket

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

Tony Soprano may be a bigot but he would never support this travesty against Italian cuisine

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

visible-disgust yep reconfirming my gayness.

[-] buh@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago
[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Why they crying are they sad cos theyre italian

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Yis it's so sad kitty-cri

[-] cricbuzz@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago
[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago
[-] btfod@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

If this isn't AI generated, I will call upon Groetus to end the universe

[-] fanbois@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

Puked a little in my mouth. Thanks

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

Ewwwwwwieee that looks so disgusting

kitty-cri-potato

[-] darkmode@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

These people should be institutionalized

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

It’s a stromboyli BTW.

Gender reveals are fucked on so many levels.

[-] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago
[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

I’ll get…uh… the blue meat pleas

[-] urmums401k@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

Wait, trans dudes get blue lab...oh.

[-] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 days ago

What if it's intersex though?

this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2024
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