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[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 104 points 1 year ago

we have 8 year old african children mining rare earth minerals so we can build this shit

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 38 points 1 year ago

"Ugh, this news clip is depressing. Fuck Coke for making me think about other countries, I'm just gonna grab a Pepsi instead. Their door ads are funny."

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 83 points 1 year ago

“This is the future of retail and shopping,” Avakian said.

the main reason this tech can proliferate is that the people who decide to insert ads into every area of our visual field are rarely within striking distance of the common person. these assholes all have personal shoppers/assistants, live behind walls, and we don't know what they look like. honestly, the only thing cool about any AR tech would be its hijacking by culture jamming leftists to identify/add callouts to our enemies (secret police/undercover cops, informants, ultra high net worth individuals, etc).

also, there's a great dystopian visual gag here, where it's like post apocalyptic and some plucky hero scavenger stumbles across a display fridge running on solar power with bottled water in it that is running at like 16K so it looks real and shifts with perspective, only for him to open the door and like it's empty or has a bunch of skulls in it and it's a trap set by cannibals or baddies.

[-] RustyVenture@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

Bill Hicks continues to have the only moral and correct take on advertising and marketers.

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[-] Abraxiel@hexbear.net 82 points 1 year ago

"Sorry, you simply buying something doesn't create enough value for our shareholders."

What a fucking crock of shit. Absolutely no respect for anyone's time or dignity. Even being a good little consumer isn't enough anymore, you have to subject yourself to degradation and psychological manipulation even to participate in the basic market activities required of you to exist.

Every door like this is an assault on human decency and smashing them in with a hammer is a moral act.

[-] Abraxiel@hexbear.net 77 points 1 year ago

I really want to emphasize that advertising is a potent form of exploiting human psychology. The advanced and pervasive form of it we see today, where it is tailored to individuals and consistently assaults them using a level of knowledge that many people's loved ones wouldn't even have access to is tantamount to abuse.

If a friend or a partner kept careful notes of your behavior, where you were looking and for how long, what you tended to buy and when based on your surrounding behavior and mood, and used it to manipulate you, we would rightfully call such a person a dangerous abuser. It is absolutely abhorrent to accept that from strangers who also already have massive structural power over us.

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Not just what you buy, but what you search, what items you look at on other websites, and correlating data with demographic information that is either "lying around" or supplemented with targeted surveys to fill out the profile.

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[-] huf@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

human attention is a finite resource. what does capitalism call those? externalities. what does it do with them? carves them up and destroys them for profit.

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[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

I might just become much worse at steering my cart around these.

[-] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 30 points 1 year ago

Unless they are locked until the ad finishes then there is a solution. The solution is to open every single door and leave them open. These freezer doors stay open for easy restocking by fully opening them until they click, just do that or jam something into the locking mechanism.

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[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 24 points 1 year ago

I genuinely believe most ads are ABLEIST because they're so distracting.

[-] ultraviolet@hexbear.net 72 points 1 year ago

in North Korea, the grocery store shelves are filled with images of food to give the illusion of prosperity

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

In communist North Korea you are required to watch propaganda to access food.

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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago

Cooler Screens says 90% of consumers it has surveyed prefer its digital screens to traditional fridges

Do you prefer to look at digital screens?
YES -> SKIP AD
NO -> WATCH AD, FREE TESTICLE SHOCK

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

We discovered a sampling error after an audit. The 10% NO respondents was just one guy who spent 8000 dollars on iced tea that day.

[-] cricbuzz@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago

Pretty soon all of these will display a Windows login screen or bash script with an error and the Walgreens minimum wage employees will have to write post-it notes about what's in the fridge

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

The manufacturer going out of business and not supporting them would be hilarious

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[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'll be running a bash script of my own anprim-pat

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Neuralink 1,000% is going to be used to put ads in people's brains both awake and asleep.

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 1 year ago

I feel like Neuralink is going to be like Google Glass except it's going to die out way earlier in its life cycle

[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

It'll be baffling if it even hits any market at all. They're a decade or more behind the actual research outfits working on brain interfaces and all their "research" has just been replicating the same experiments that were being done by actual researchers 15 years ago.

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[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

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[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Good on them. They were on the verge of bankruptcy with all the theft going on all the time. Now they have the money to put screens on coolers! Good to see them do better and crime on the decline.

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

if your grocery store can afford screens, you're not shoplifting enough

[-] SpookyGenderCommunist@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

My local Kroger did this, and it's gonna turn me into the Unabomber, I stg

[-] sicklemode@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

soviet-huff Can we get past the bullshit need to buy things from and sell shit to other people already? Make technology that actually fucking matters, that's actually interesting and assists in national development, and frees up the common person's schedule to engage in leisure, so we can all get the fuck on with our lives already?!

It's boring as hell and annoying as fuck how commerce continues to chase after people and becoming an increasingly obstructive, invasive phenomenon. People don't want their lives to be plagued with ads! Why do you think daytime television is on its deathbed (apart from being an endless sea of reality TV)? If we need something, we'll fucking go looking for it.

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[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It’s wild how we made cyberpunk dystopias real in the cringest way possible

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[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 33 points 1 year ago

If I ever find one of them I'm opening every one to check the inside and then making no effort to close it.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

They have these at my local Walgreens; not only are they stupid AF and annoying, they actively make me to not want to shop there. Like, just a clear freezer door, I’ll scan my eyes over the products to see if there’s anything I want. With those, my brain just straight up nopes out of considering anything behind the doors, it gets dismissed as noise in the sea of advertising.

[-] thebartermyth@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

I've seen these irl. They are so fucking bright at every time of day that it literally hurts to look at them.

[-] American_Communist22@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 1 year ago

we live in the most boring evil timeline possible

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[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

digital coolers at wallscreens kelly be looking like a PS2 game's texture for a vending machine, but irl

[-] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 24 points 1 year ago

The freezers have front-facing sensors used to anonymously track shoppers interacting with the platform

Time to start wearing a hat with eyes on the front and side to mess with their gaze tracking software. Can't track where you are looking if your shirt has 10 pairs of eyes at different angles and heights.

[-] Venus@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

Running errands in my biblically accurate angel costume angel-biblical

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