[cw: sex and drugs] Honestly, priests banging each other while on drugs is a major improvement (hexbear.net)

submitted 20 hours ago by propter_hog@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 18 points 10 hours ago

All those nun cloisters that have secret passageways to monk ~~monastar~~ ~~monesta~~ monasteries always made me smile a little. This just reminded me of that.

[-] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 32 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

The one time it's with two consenting bros and the church actually does something.

Common Papist L

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 12 points 15 hours ago

get them to a monastery!

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 21 points 17 hours ago

The only thing that CW needs now is rock 'n' roll.

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 14 points 17 hours ago

I debated putting that in there for shits and giggles, but didn't want to get anyone mad. The last struggle session is still too fresh.

[-] sempersigh@hexbear.net 16 points 16 hours ago

what's better than this guys bein' dudes

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 29 points 19 hours ago

Apparently, different kinds of Christians count the 10 commandments differently, and the 6th is either "thou shall not commit murder" or "thou shall not commit adultery", depending on who you ask lol.

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago

Priority of God and not worshipping idols? Lumped into one commandment.

Having desires that conflict with someone's property rights? Two whole commandments.

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 14 points 14 hours ago

Even in the case of the former, they invent all the reasons why killing is actually okay.

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago

There's a very important distinction between murder and killing. It's only murder if it's illegal, otherwise it's just sparkling killing.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 4 points 6 hours ago

In that light, is it adultery if two Catholic priests are fucking? I thought adultery was extramarital, and priests can't marry, right?

[-] rentasonder@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 6 hours ago

There's some kerfuffle about nuns being married to god, so maybe that's it.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 20 hours ago

https://www.wwltv.com/article/news/local/former-pearl-river-priest-arrested-for-having-sex-on-altar-pleads-guilty/289-4e24da8c-5e95-45ea-8033-5454c550f35e church people continue posting L's.

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 37 points 20 hours ago

Felony obscenity, what the hell is that? Since when is it illegal to have sex with adults? And in the suburbs of New Orleans, no less?

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago

Ackshually one of them was a child of God, so it's also felony pedophilia

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 33 points 20 hours ago

ikr? Not only is this guy based as hell it was between consenting adults in private so what's with the jail time?

[-] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 18 points 14 hours ago

Pretty much. This is what E*rope did to the religion following the legacy of the dude who broke bread with sex workers, outsiders, and tax collectors, who flaunted religious convention like "not working" on the Sabbath, who chilled with lepers, and who whipped money-changers and mocked religious hypocrites (pharisees).

Agnostic ex-Cath myself but even just based on what sources we have on the historical figure he wouldn't approve (of the majority of what has been done with his legacy)