I'm surprised the signed guitar isn't $14,880.
Trump cant even do a pinch harmonic the fuck is this shit?
I'll leave this here - Pinch Harmonics Tutorial: Super Easy And In Less Than 2 Minutes! (Guitar Lesson) - YouTube.
I would give a lot to have a video of Trump plugging in a guitar and fiddling with a 3 channel amp
If Trump had the moxie to keep trying and practicing - I'd love to see him try to play the ukulele.
"Lotsa people don't know it but here's Wonderwall..."
"Some BODY once told me..."
Can you imagine the faces of the guys who spent millions on this guy and didn't even get a guitar
Les Paul 1/10
More Trump 11/10
I'm wasting my life. I could be selling Trump branded can openers or whatever.
"TRU MP" in hopes that Trump won't sue you after you claim it was first designed for the UK and "TRU(E) MPs".
NGL my last ditch effort in survival is just becoming a right-wing grifter.
I could dropship toothpaste and just slap the GOP logo on it and easily make money
This is dropshipped isn't it?
I'd say the chance of that is ~100%.
Who is the manufacturer of these guitars?
All of the guitars featured on GetTrumpGuitars.com were custom designed and developed by a Veteran owned company with the help of a master luthier. These guitars have been manufactured by multiple providers and include parts/features that are both domestic and international. This is standard with most guitar manufacturers.
The veterans who own the company: 
lot of words to say Made in China
"Manufacturerd by multiple providers"
Aka the parts we bought are so cheap they don't even have any kind of proof of where they came from.
Lots of weird three syllable companies with no website and borderline unintelligible language in any of their literature.
GiutarInternationalParts.tk.mnop
GIP - HIquaity good giutar parts best in region guarantee
The only domestic part is Trump's signature lmao
Imagine if they slapped it on abroad so even his signature was a lie.
I mean, honestly, I'd be surprised if they were even in the same state as him prior to shipping, let alone actually signed by him
Drop shipping president is just so perfect for the current era, it's clear to me now trump was always going to win since he's the perfect embodiment of modern america
I'm surprised the signed guitar isn't $14,880.
It's 25% off, plus two times 45 (Trump). insert BlueAnon post here
Trump Guitars - $10,000 - No Strings Attached
There's Trump everything
Pawn shop near me has at least one gun with a 'Trump' finish on it
We had a Trump Store that got converted into a medical weed shop. Before the conversion, someone had tagged it with a hammer and sickle. lmao
one gun with a 'Trump' finish
Guaranteed to rust?
Guaranteed to be marked up about 75% over the price of the same piece without the finish (not joking), and it was not that nice of a finish
Seems fitting
Only 75%? What a steal!
Trump looking practically charcoal in that pic. He must be telling the spray tan people just fuck my shit up mon capitan.
I’d like to shave his eyebrowns if for no other reason than to highlight the tone difference between the spray on and the actual skin.
And I'm thinking of a reverse clown nose where his nose is also his normal skin color.
His hand looks downright necrotic in comparison.
That’s a lotta money for a bolt-on neck Les Paul copy. Even most of the Epiphones over like $400 have set necks.
made in china no doubt
All of the guitars featured on GetTrumpGuitars.com were custom designed and developed by a Veteran owned company with the help of a master luthier
So cheap Gibson Les Paul knockoffs, got it
What song would you play on the Trump guitar?
"Nelly the Elephant" by the Toy Dolls, duh
Least reactionary telecaster.
I don't know why I have that association but telecaster shaped guitars just look fashy to me, even before you deck them out with fascist symbols like that one.
The electrics are Les Paul style guitars. Here's a Telecaster...
Damn, you mean I've been thinking the wrong name whenever I see a les paul? Looking at it, I don't really like the telecaster shape either, but it's not nearly as bad. I really can't stand electrics that have the acoustic-style headstocks where the tuners are on both sides - I don't know why but it just looks wrong.
Teles are weird looking proto-Strats
I'm with you. The Les Paul looks like a snowman, and the Telecaster looks like a piece of toast.
Damn, you mean I've been thinking the wrong name whenever I see a les paul?
You made the ghost of Les Paul cry. This photo is Les Paul with a Les Paul. I assume it's from the late 1950s.
Looking at it, I don't really like the telecaster shape either, but it's not nearly as bad.
What is an electric guitar shape do you like? Explorers? Flying Vs? Or...?
I really can't stand electrics that have the acoustic-style headstocks where the tuners are on both sides
They're actually problematic as all hell! Depending on the size of the headstock, the middle two strings will enter the nut slots at too sharp of an angle and will tend to get stuck in there when you do bends, so your tuning stability will be all over the place without some mods. The only "fixes" are a String Butler (aftermarket piece of plastic with a brass rollers on it to reposition the middle four strings in line with the nut slots) or a special type of nut that has either graphite or Teflon or whatever in it to reduce friction where the strings enter the slots. If you have both, you're golden. Or if you have a tremolo system with a locking nut, then it doesn't really matter since there's no movement on the bit of the string between the nut and the tuning machines.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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