Did He-Man accidentally lapse into the public domain or something? I swear I've seen like five different "Masters of the Universe" reboots with five different subtitles in as many years and I gotta assume Mattel just left the film rights outside on the porch in a bowl that says "Take One" like it's Halloween candy. Feels like there's as many He-Men out there now as Spider-Men. Which is to say, I'm looking forward to seeing how they tie them all together in He-Man: Into the Masters of the Universe-verse.

I was interested until I learnt that the story is going to involve young Adam crashing on Earth and spending the next 20 years there. Don't. For fuck's sake.

That picture was really confusing for a few seconds. I thought the dude has tiny arms

Who's playing Skeletor? That is relevant.

I just need to know who’s playing Fisto

Is Dave Bautista gonna be Ram Man?

I like it. Dolph and Frank better get a cameo, too.