Did He-Man accidentally lapse into the public domain or something? I swear I've seen like five different "Masters of the Universe" reboots with five different subtitles in as many years and I gotta assume Mattel just left the film rights outside on the porch in a bowl that says "Take One" like it's Halloween candy. Feels like there's as many He-Men out there now as Spider-Men. Which is to say, I'm looking forward to seeing how they tie them all together in He-Man: Into the Masters of the Universe-verse.

I was interested until I learnt that the story is going to involve young Adam crashing on Earth and spending the next 20 years there. Don't. For fuck's sake.

Who's playing Skeletor? That is relevant.

That picture was really confusing for a few seconds. I thought the dude has tiny arms

I just need to know who’s playing Fisto

Is Dave Bautista gonna be Ram Man?

I like it. Dolph and Frank better get a cameo, too.