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He's going to SAVE our DEMOCRACY! And he's the ONLY one who has. Everybody knows BIDEN would've WON in 2024 if it wasn't for PELOSI and HARRIS, the DEMOCRATIC PARTY forged FAKE polls -- Everybody's is saying it. BIDEN was AHEAD by 20 points. It would've been a HISTORIC landslide -- they're telling me. HISTORIC landslide, but the DEMOCRATIC PARTY went too FAR LEFT! They we're going to implement POST BIRTH abortions -- everybody knows it. HARRIS was campaigning on POST BIRTH abortions! That's RADICAL communist ideology -- you know i've read many of Marx's works. That's radical MARXIST language. It's the TRUTH folks! And he may be on the ELDERLY side, but we need an ELDERLY statesman -- the experts all say it. Every high IQ expert i've talked to KNOWS it! He's the only MAN who can stop TRUMP and dismantle the WOKE CCP REGIME. I know it.

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[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 12 points 11 hours ago

The perfect amount of capslock to really capture that boomer facebook feel

Excellent post rat-salute

[-] miz@hexbear.net 10 points 12 hours ago

c'mon we know he'd have had three or four more facelifts by then and be stretched real tight again

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 6 points 12 hours ago

This was taken moments after a DNC agent (more like KGB agent!) sprayed the president with a horticultural mister, waterlogging Biden's preserved flesh most unflatteringly. Only known photo of the assailant: not-hillary

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago

Jimmy Carter gave up his peanut farm for his country.

Carter / Cheney 2028 - Country over Party

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 4 points 10 hours ago

Iosif Bidon is not bi-done

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 12 hours ago

Oh, my dad could... He could... I mean... I know he could... He could do it... He could... Mommy?... He could do - you know the thing.

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