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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3964820
I'm imagining it delivering nuggets to guys in the trenches over barbed wire and mustard gas.
Delivery drones in trench warfare is already a thing.
It turns out it's better to fly than to have flimsy wheels.
World War 3 is gonna be fuckin wild. Pinned in trenches, the enemy tryna intercept tendie deliveries in order to break morale.
The driver:
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CHICKEN??
WANTED BY INTERPOL AND UNSC
Thanks to science it is now possible for a robot to "disagree with the gay lifestyle".
Oh it really is a shitty company, huh?
Well, in that case I'm happy I posted a gay nazi that very much enjoyed his little tank.
literally this
TONK will fire food at point-blank distance, ask for tip.
Slap a flamethrower on that bad motherhubberd And we got are self a Chick flambé
Pretty sure that's designed to harass queer people.
On the plus side - spoked wheels - it's clearly easily defeated with a stick.
Filling As of chicks would harass queer people?
Megacorps are meat grinders, and they prefer human meat.
I wander what flavour soylent green they offer ...
Is it really news to you that Chick Fil-A is as rabidly anti-LGBTQ as Hobby Lobby?
I don't know any of those things, we pay humans to deliver our food here.
(But I also never eat at chain restaurants that are here)
And no, I'm not surprised, I just don't recall any specifics.
Ohhh, absolutely top-shelf bigots megacorp, no kidding, wtf.
Giving them money is just directly financing hate.
And now they have shitty tanks.
It should be chicken shaped
That's the AT-ST
... Or was that the other imperials?
I thought that was Mars
It is.
Always has been.
The big red borb planet.
When the robot drops the food at the wrong trench
hate chicken, checks out
I was literally about to mention Gruber, and when the post finished loading there he was looking surprised xD
My little tank!~
Aww, I'm glad people remember.
Perhaps in 50 years there will be a show with some "my little drone" wartime character.
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