An officer arrived and “inspected the package curbside and determined that it was not a burrito meal,
Good job Columbo, you really cracked the case there.
An officer arrived and “inspected the package curbside and determined that it was not a burrito meal,
Good job Columbo, you really cracked the case there.
“I have just one more question, if that’s ok with you, sir?”
“Who rolled this?”
The woman picked up what appeared to be a normal food order from a location in Lindenwold, Camden County, on Friday night — a burrito wrapped up in tin foil, a soup and a water bottle
The misdirection worked as they overlooked the heroin soup.
Everyone knows you gotta deliver it with a hot meal of a lot of onions, chilli peppers, and cabbage. Gotta overpower the skunk through its 12 bags.
Show 'em how it's done
What a waste of state resources jfc...
Prolly would have been tipped well tbh
I dont get the drivers angle here
The drivers angle was that they didn't want to be a mule.
Not everyone is cool with drugs, and its fine if they aren't. They weren't asked and they didn't volunteer.
Report it to the company... Not everything needs the police, Karen.
Ain't weed legal in Jersey anyway?
Ain't weed legal in Jersey anyway?
What a stupid thing to say. Alcohol is legal so I'm going to make bathtub moonshine and sell it illegally and pretend its a burrito?
Just because you can sell it in one way doesn't make it a free for all. And yes, if the driver found out about it and doesn't report it then they are complicit in the crime which carries penalties.
I bet they aren't getting any more than the shitty delivery rate, that's not worth getting a record for.
what is the crime here again?
edit: that's what i thought, Karen 🤡
talking out of your ass again lol
I want a ‘burrito’ now.
Come to think of it I wouldn’t be unhappy with a burrito either.
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