DECOLONIZE GERMANY (lemmygrad.ml)

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[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago

Ah, the Natural State of Germany. Map Gore. catgirl-happy

[-] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 4 months ago

You just created two new imperial princes!

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

and i will CREATE MORE sicko-lea

Bohemia there would look real nice split into five

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

gunther

Its time for 4 Austrias

[-] a_party_german@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

Its time for 4 Austrias

Austria 1, 2, 3 and 4 MUST join NATO now!

gunther-fear

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 23 points 4 months ago

No longer Germany but Germost

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

Imagine 1800 Germanies at the UN

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

shinji-screm

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

Small states competing in the free market of statehood get eaten by the more ruthless ones.

Arguably a visualisation of small businesses being eaten and forming into the super monopolies of today.

[-] newmou@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

We all know who the true ruler of the Electorate of Brandenburg is

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

Bismarck has done everything wrong

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

Ashkenazi Homeland in the Rhineland when?

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Central Europe was a mistake. Lothair should have abolished the fake kingdom upon first setting eyes upon his domains.

[-] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I mean, he kinda did, because his brothers allied, conquered the area and divided it among themselves.

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

Victoria 3 libbing-out

[-] Cigarette_comedian@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

jerma-unhinged No! This is clearly Europa Universalis 4! ( libbing-out (Or Project Caesar (EU 5 (In development))))

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

fuck it, go all the way and make every person in "germany" their own nation-state. sovcit germany when

Death to America

[-] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Daily reminder that the first german revolution was such a shitshow, with the liberals driving it being so megalomaniac (demanding exactly the expansions that would be attempted in WW2), that Prussia went "nah" and curbed the fuckers.

Hambacher Fest was the Fyre festival of its time.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

Morgenthau had the right idea.

[-] PostyourJaggaHogs@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Great fucking bit

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Tag yourself, I'm Duchy of Glogow

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

house of griffin peter-running family-guy-death-pose

[-] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 4 months ago

Duchy of Württemberg!

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Still, it's impressive Bizmark put all of this together.

Return to Ghaul

[-] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Tbf, by his time this had consolidated quite a bit already. With Prussia controlling almost the entire northern half of what would become Germany. What was impressive is how he pulled it off despite literally everyone around germany (aside fromt he danes, they wanted to join) trying to prevent it.