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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 68 points 4 months ago

this is kind of fun

CHUD Thanksgiving:

  • STAND YOUR GROUND Maxwell House Coffee
  • FAMILY COURT can of cold beans
  • MY WIFE LEFT ME case of Old Milwaukee
  • RACIAL SLURS boiled hot dogs
  • diarrhea in the barcalounger
[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 48 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
  • KIDS DON'T CALL casserole

  • SHADOWBANNED sweet potatoes

  • VEINY THROBBING HOG ham

  • stuffing

[-] defedit@midwest.social 13 points 4 months ago

i don't know what this is, but i i love it. lol

[-] barooboodoo@lemm.ee 48 points 4 months ago

This legitimately reads like a Tim heidecker making fun of conservatives joke, it's so weird.

[-] buh@hexbear.net 37 points 4 months ago
[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago

Love my jreen beans

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago

WHERE'S THE MARXIST-LENINIST MASHED POTATOES meow-tableflip

[-] sexywheat@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago
[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

My pronouns are jreen/beans ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago
[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

They think vegans only eat kale

[-] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 18 points 4 months ago

Oh god the mac and cheese is so fucking good

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

Conservatives are so bad at wordplay.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

A lot of these they could just shorten and they'd work a bit better 'Pronoun Pie' lose the pumpkin, 'THEY'REkey' instead instead of turkey although since I'm smarter They/Them/She/Herkey is what I'd pick, Tranberry Sauce, it's right there, Mac n CRTs, Green New Deal Bean Casserole. No notes on stuffing.

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago
[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Abortion Gravy. I got nuthin

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

Their One Joke: Thanksgiving Edition

The height of comedy and wit

[-] William_Nilliam@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

shouldv shortened it to crybaby sauce. also stuffing

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

Tag yourself Iโ€™m stuffing ๐Ÿฅต

[-] Maturin@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago
[-] TheChemist@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

I love that it is just called "stuffing", implying that stuffing can't be made interesting or appealing no matter what.

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