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How about yours?
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Try this
It's probably because your shoes are too pointy. We should all stop wearing pointy shoes, we aren't fooling anyone, we don't ride horses everywhere...
But pointy shoes are my sign of celibacy.
I have plenty of space between my toes, my tongue fits perfectly in my mouth, I can breathe freely through both nostrils, and my eyes sit comfortably in my skull behind big, heavy eyelids. Gosh darn it I love breathing manually. Deep calming breaths.
Okay, but how do your clothes feel against your skin?
...clothes?
Hot.
Your tongue doesn't fit comfortably in your mouth
Yeah, well your tongue doesn't fit comfortably in my mouth!
I wear toe socks exclusively for this reason.
My toe socks are too close to my toes though
They are spaced exactly far enough that you can fit your toes in between them ☺️
you are now manually breathing
You now feel that muscle in the left side of your stomach
Your eyes are too tight in your face skin
this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2024
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