My two takes
Standing school valedictorian, Luigi Mangione, pictured here in holding cell after being arrested on non-standing-school-related allegations
You may not like it, but this is what peak male living space looks like
Do what you must, I have already won.
Hasan has finally been cancelled.
😳 now I get it
I get them, because I also wouldn’t stop taking pictures of him 🙂↔️
This feels like a weird gmod screenshot but someone used an AI to make it "realistic"
It's the pose, the color of the shirt and the fact he's in a rectangular room with wall texture that is just more rectangles
Biden regime's secret police holds an ethnic Italian under shaky evidence of connection to a rebellion against US oligarch.
I got to admit I would rather not exist than spend my life in that room
It's a holding cell, don't worry, the cell you live in is much worse - It has a roommate!
"Italian libertarian falsely-accused for assassination imprisoned, 2024 colorized"
They take your shoes? Not just the laces?
Depends on the jurisdiction
So, how we gonna break our boy out?
magnets
Here's to you Luigi Mangione
Rest forever here on our bones
These last and final moments are yours
Agony is your triumph
Your grindr hookup tells you to just "make yourself at home" wyd?
The volcel police currently have the grindr community at code red over Luigi
Honestly that picture is like grindr/tinder gay thirst trap profile pic 101.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
did he pee his pants?
That must be why they released this photo, to try and make him look bad. But you can't really see it that well and also at this point, everyone is already sympathetic to him so they are just going to make everyone more angry at them for not letting him use the fuckin bathroom.
Edit: cops forget that the kind of brutal treatment that gives then such joy to inflict on others doesn't automatically translate to the average person. Sure chuds love the cruelty when it's directed at someone they don't like but they don't want to see it happen to someone they do like.
Dang. Probably shoulda buzzed them brows once out of the island. I look forward to his acquittal, but if that becomes common these guys will start getting smoked by hitmen...
I would have just worn a beanie pulled low to cover it.
"Hey y'all, Scott here"
did the cops release this photo
You can take a man out of the Ivy League but you can't take the Ivy League out of the man.
Daaaamn, bro's moving up in the world with his own NYC studio.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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