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[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago
[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 1 points 20 hours ago

See, cum, want. See, want, cum.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

yasss bitch! truer words have never been assembled poorly!

See come want, see want come!

reading this to the tune of harder better faster stronger...also doesn't help.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 130 points 3 days ago

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.

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Some aneurysm posts look like they were written by someone having an aneurysm.

Some aneurysm posts make me feel like I'm having an aneurysm when I try to read them.

This one is both.

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 78 points 3 days ago

This post is gonna give me an aneurysm just from trying to see through the blurry quality of this image

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago

How do you have higher quality images of ever post ever?

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Reverse image search

Computers. Have you never watched CSI?

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

YOU WANT GOOD

[-] kyle@lemm.ee 85 points 3 days ago

I keep staring and still have no idea what it's trying to tell me

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 days ago

I'm starting to give up and believe they're just a randomly arranged assortment of “positive” words.

[-] rdri@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Could be an amateur hypnosis attempt. Check out words in the same color.

See come want see want come. My where good my good where. In me get in me the.

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[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 10 points 2 days ago

Someone call the bondulance

[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Bames Nond's having a stronk?

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 37 points 3 days ago

That brown row down the middle is one horny caveman.

[-] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 4 points 3 days ago

The white between it is the cave woman.

[-] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Have you ever had a dream where you would, you could, you did, you would, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

[-] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 34 points 3 days ago
[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

Why are you censoring “what the”? You can talk on the internet

[-] yuri@pawb.social 18 points 3 days ago

i’m getting pretty P’d the fuck O with you telling me how to Mfucking speak

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[-] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago

Watch you fucking m*uth! Lemmy is a family friendly platform

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[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 days ago
[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

What

The

Said

[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

the come to want in my play good. They come in me.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

for play? for get play.

[-] bradd@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

what the said, am come where?

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

In me, get in me, come, they said.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

am come where

[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

"You Want Good"

Umm yeah, sure

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 13 points 3 days ago

And here I thought the posts in DontDeadOpenInside were bad... 🤯

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

I see an "am" but no "I". This has to be missing words

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I’ll take it right up the middle!

[-] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

See come, want. See want, come.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

IN ME GET IN ME THE

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