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[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago

Under communism, the sate-owned fast food joints would serve healthy meals and give presentations on the reproductive behaviors of their mascots

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

It turns out, Grimace reproduces pretty normally, but Ronald McDonald's species is absolutely horrific.

[-] egged@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

If grimace is supposed to be a purple chicken nugget then I would assume he would be a homunculus made from chicken meat

[-] SupFBI@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

Purple slime. Someone got the mixer ratio wrong.

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

Exactly, and he creates more of his kind by grinding up things into meat-homunculi. Doesn't have to be chicken, these days he mostly gets by with human children that get lost in the ball pit.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago

My personal hypothesis is that Grimace is actually a figment of Ronald McDonald's imagination as a manifestation of his guilt and grief over witnessing his twin brother Donald McDonald die in a car accident which he survived. This is coupled with the only other "Grimace" character, Uncle O'Grimacey, who is heavily Irish and is obviously pro-IRA and is a manifestation of a different type of guilt. Not survivor guilt per se, but his family in Ireland being exterminated by British paramilitary groups while he lives all the way in America.

This seems in line with the author's intention of Mac Tonight being an allegory for the crack epidemic in black neighbourhoods caused by the CIA selling cocaine to fund foreign wars and Mayor McCheese being a parody of incompetent and/or corrupt city mayors which ignored aforementioned epidemic.

This was a darker period of the book series, which is in line with the more sci-fi cosmic horror that is CosMc

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

think your worldbuilding all the way through, cowards

[-] Jacobo_Villa_Lobos@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

McDonald’s doesn’t want you to know this, but they have a lot of details in rule 34 of their corporate policy.

Google Grimace McDonald’s rule 34 for more information

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

Oh thanks, that actually helped clarify things!

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

What do you think those grimace shakes were?

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

Liquefied Grimace, in a process that makes factory farms look like a day spa.

[-] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

Ok, whoever told you to cook didn't mean to just cook meth.

[-] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 10 points 4 days ago

There are few who know, but those that do grimace forever more

[-] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

Grimaces are canonically invertebrates native to Grimace Island and asexually reproduce by budding.

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

Grimace doesnt breed. Grimace is eternal.

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

meatcanyon has you covered for what those cowards at mcdonalds dot com don't want you to know

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

This is a question for ao3 not mcdonalds

[-] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

He is eternal

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago
[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

with their mcnuggies

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

I presume like an amoeba

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