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[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 88 points 2 months ago

This is what happens when the brain worms win

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 months ago

Do they think people 200 years ago didn’t get sick or have any pain?

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 35 points 2 months ago

Not until they invented computer.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 months ago
[-] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago

The difference engine was the source of all our ills!

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

Those memories were invented by computer

[-] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

No, they just died

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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 months ago

It's all caused by computers.

But please share this via the Internet.

[-] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 18 points 2 months ago

But please share this ~~via~~ in the Internet.

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago

This is very TempleOS coded

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

If I don't get my daily dose of cat and dog I die

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Tbf, cat addiction is caused by a parasite

[-] Skunk@jlai.lu 21 points 2 months ago

No, by a computer. It’s written on the van can’t you read or are you also infected by a computer?

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

A parasite made in a computer

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Username checks out

[-] superkret@feddit.org 32 points 2 months ago

My benereal disease computer runs on Arch, by the way.

[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

Say no to terrorists. 21

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 23 points 2 months ago

You have a chip. Bongnabots, seriously look it up.

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[-] Limonene@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

I wonder if this was from Milwaukee. There used to be a crazy guy in Milwaukee that drove around with a car like this, with writing all over it, and the handwriting was just like this. It also had a busted loudspeaker on the top, playing a fried voice that you couldn't understand.

Most of the stuff seemed to be about abortion conspiracy theories.

[-] Podunk@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

All the crazys that write conspiracy theories on their cars have this exact same script style. At least in my experience. It makes me wonder if the writing style is one of the symptoms. Because it is uncannily similar every time ive seen it.

[-] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 22 points 2 months ago

Makes some sense, I feel like I almost grew a brain tumor from seeing this picture

I feel like this person shouldn't be allowed to drive..

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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

The days when people with these kinds of views weren't planned to be put in charge of the healthcare of the most powerful country of the world...

[-] Pappabosley@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago
[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago

Caries are tooth cavities.

[-] eldain@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago

Who caries...

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

IF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO CAT AND DOG YOU HAVE A NANO CHIP ON YOUR BODY

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[-] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 months ago

Anyone remember the time-cube guy? He had a crazy website where he ranted about how 24hr days are a conspiracy. THE DAY IS A TIMECUBE! This image reminds me of him.

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

One version of the website from Wayback Machine. He updated his rambling quite a bit. Content warning for all the things.

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[-] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

Reject EVIL ONENESS

You know, one possible explanation is that the dude was painfully unaware of time zones and the time cube was just his way of justifying how different places can all have sunlight at the same hour... And the fact nobody questioned how the sun can be up at 1pm in the US while also being up at 1pm in like Australia made him think it was a huge conspiracy

[-] Zier@fedia.io 14 points 2 months ago

Too bad this individual doesn't own a computer, they could verify that this is incorrect medical information.

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 7 points 2 months ago

Pffft sounds like something a computer owner would say

[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

That's only for Windows users

[-] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

I like how he had extra room at the bottom but he decided to add the panels up top instead

[-] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 months ago

See what happens when you can't find the right bumper sticker with the message you want to share?

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

$10 says that small truck this display is mounted to is fuel injected and uses an ECU computer

[-] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

$20 the truck has cooties

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

Everyone knows that disease didn't exist before computer. The Black Death was made up and two thirds of Europe died just for the fun of it!

[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

Big if true

[-] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago

It's all worth it, because there is something also "made with computer": video games.

Woohooo!

[-] protist@mander.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

This person almost certainly suffers from bipolar mania

[-] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There are plenty of other possibilities, and I don't think bipolar is actually the most likely. Although psychosis and delusions can definitely be a part of bipolar type I they don't have to be, and are more commonly associated with, for example, schizophrenia or schizophreniform disorder or schizotypal personality. Of course these are often comorbid, complicating things. But I wouldn't jump so quickly to such a specific diagnosis based on one picture.

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[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

I miss /r/SchizophreniaRides.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

i love how the top left panel actually tells you to use a computer

[-] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Got dangit my benereal gomputer is acting up again. Must be the weather.

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