The Chemistry Understanders have made a chart!
You know what is certainly pretty dangerous and comes with health risks? Fucking mining! So even if these crunchy fascists were right about the chemistry part, it shows they're totally fine if someone else suffers long term health reprocussions
I tried baking soda once but the can exploded
lol I'm the most nature-woo-intangible-health-benefit person on this site and this is pure headcanon
nobody was consuming baking soda 10,000 years ago, you're not "adapted" to it in subclinical ways that science can't measure.
I think the Great Chinese empires of the time were right in calling Westerners barbarians.
What the fuck is Naturally Alkaline.
Fake redpill hippie nonsense. This is far from what I know about but really close to one of my best friends who woul for sure tell you the full details. Essentially they don't believe in the ph balance that is no4mal.for mammals. They're wrong and weird af
Big Natural Alkalines 
Chemical baking soda
Oh no! Those dastardly molecules!
Molecule. It's just the one
It was made in a lab! And we are all eating it!
I think SpongeBob BC puts this whole issue to rest in an historical materialist context:
Did we just witness the birth of a new site tagline?
"Safe for consumption"
"Toxic"
MOTHERFUCKER IN WHAT DOSE
Where my mind went with this:
"Safe for consumption"
"Toxic"
Eating seeds as a pass time activity
The toxicity of our baking soda
crunchy guitar kicks in
MOTHERFUCKER IN WHAT DOSE
Oh god it even has a dose of the PH grift.
Reminder that your body is not supposed to be alkaline and will just turn alkaline water into a neutral pH.
The normal pH of most tissues is around 7.2-7.8, which is slightly alkaline.
Watch Andromeda Strain you fools!
Asbestos must be safe because it's mined naturally from the ground 
Arsenic is natural to
legalize asbestos. its from da earf man
is asbestos illegal though? i know you cant put it in buildings as insulation anymore, but is there a law against buying and eating some?
RIGHT!?
Like the mined talc from mines that had trace amounts of naturally occurring asbestos and is causing tons of ovarian cancers.
Lab made chemicals would have avoided that entirely.___
No, it's the lab synthesized chemicals made specifically for human consumption in a controlled environment that's toxic, everything in nature evolved specifically for human consumption, like datura.
If God didn't want me to snort it he wouldn't have put it on the earth. GIVE ME YOUR CONSTRUCTION DUST NOW
the chemical baking soda
My guy, everything is a chemical
Dont use the 99.9% pure, well regulated product! Use the stuff we found in the dirt instead.
People who are worried about chemicals in their food trying as hard as they can to eat the most chemically uncertain food possible is a huge part of white culture. It's part of the whole creepy obsession with nature and purity being the same thing and it's no good folks. It's stinkin thinkin. Only leads down really really bad roads.
Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.
I know it’s just a meme, but every time I see DHMO I think of heavy water.
DHMO can cause asphyxiation if inhaled, and in its crystalline form, can cause your car's tires to lose traction. It should be banned!
Um are we forgetting that DHMO has a 100% fatality rate after exposure? It can take a lot of years to manifest, but there’s never been a case of someone surviving after being exposed.
DHMO asphyxiation is the leading cause of death amongst sailors in the US Navy. Support our troops and write to your senators to ban DHMO today!
Gotta be real, I didn't know baking soda could be mined until now. Based just on thst description I'm pretty sure I could Walter white that shit up outdoors with a campfire. Carbon loves bonding.
I'm pretty sure I could Walter white that shit up outdoors with a campfire.
Could have.
I didn't know baking soda could be mined until now.
I had to google. I couldn't quite believe that baking soda could be mined.
What is this from?
Bob's Red Mill guerrilla marketing campaign.
edit: this was a bit.
They're a worker coop right? Critical support
That part is cool
what if it's a guerilla marketing campaign for Arm & Hammer aimed at liberals who see through it and pride themselves as "believing science" enough to know this is bullshit
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