My doctoral school in planetary science had students from a mix of academic backgrounds, so we all had to take astronomy as geology classes. We all went together across town to the observatory to meet the somewhat elderly astronomy professor. When he opened his computer, the screen was filled with hardcore porn. We all sat in silence as he closed it and opened his presentation. He then started his talk, which featured a classical painting of the milky way coming from the breast of Hera. When the picture was on the screen he looked at it for a while, then said "mmm, I like this picture."

We here on planet Dirt are bad at naming things

Let's normalize breastfeeding!

Omg LMAO its like in shows when there is a world called [thing]topia dominated by a race called [thing]lings that r always obsessively taking about [thing] like a kid that just learnt a magic trick X3

"Come on, Glarguplex, let's visit a different poop-swirl."

Find an alien that's barely heard of milk. Now explain cheese.

milk: it does a planetary civilization good

Now look up the Greek mythology of how it got that name.

Fun fact: In Chinese, the Milky Way is called Silver River (銀河系)

"So aeh you guys ahem breastfeeding usually?"

New PETA publicity campaign in 3… 2…

I think i will call it something that translates to "Dream Ocean" because it's pretty