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[-] echolalia@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

I am the wife.

Unrelated, why aren't there more women in Linux spaces? We'll never get to the bottom of it I fear. I haven't read the comments in this thread yet, I'm sure they're all completely uncontroversial.

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

heteronormative assumptions

You could still have a wife yourself, with whichever licensing agreement the two of you negotiate.

[-] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Wife, is in fact, GNU/Wife, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Wife.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 6 months ago

The word "free" does not refer to price; it refers to freedom.

  1. The freedom to use your wife as you wish, for any purpose.
  2. The freedom to study how your wife works, and change her so she works for you as you wish, instead of her controlling you.
  3. The freedom to redistribute your wife to your neighbor.
  4. The freedom to distribute your modified wife to others. By doing this you can give the whole community a chance to benefit from your changed wife.
[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 6 months ago

This is why you don't have a wife lol.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 months ago

This is pretty hot.

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 0 points 6 months ago
[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 months ago

She does the PR reviews and makes the ultimate decision to merge the changes or not.

[-] Pringles@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago

Seems like what Dominique Pelicot considered his wife to be. Not an example I am willing to follow, I'll tell you that.

[-] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

You have to keep in mind that your wife is her own main maintainer and can decide whether to merge your changes.

You can fork her to obtain someone you have greater influence over but that's a big responsibility and not everything you want to do with your fork may be advisable from a legal or moral standpoint.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 6 months ago

Hold on, bout to fork OPs wife

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

In chess, right?

Right?

[-] jabjoe@feddit.uk 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

When someone gives you that emotionless stare, it means not only is you comment not funny, it's not really socially acceptable.

Linux users are not all male, or all straight, or single. Outside of incel groups, most groups aren't (probably even they have members who secretly aren't!) ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Yeah, as a married lesbian linux user the joke is gross and reminds me why so often tech related spaces are so male dominated

[-] jabjoe@feddit.uk 1 points 6 months ago

Which sucks, because tech needs women. Badly.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago

I don't own my wife.

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 1 points 6 months ago

Thier wife =/= software

[-] Tinidril@midwest.social 0 points 6 months ago

Um sure? As long as she is up for it. I love her, I don't own her. Keep it safe, sane, and consensual, then who am I to argue.

[-] MITM0@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago
[-] Tinidril@midwest.social 1 points 6 months ago
[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago
[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago

Sure, here's her genome. Feel free to compile one yourself.

[-] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 6 months ago

Didn't get there, couldn't figure out the documentation.

[-] LouSlash@szmer.info 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

& touch woman

cannot touch 'woman': Permission denied

[-] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Sudo touch woman

[-] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 6 months ago

me: hmm ima try batcj

C:\>woman.hlp
Error opening file "WOMAN.HLP". Abort, Retry, Fail?

uh basic?

LOAD MANPAGEWOMAN
ERROR: CAN'T CONTINUE

js??

>getHelp.woman()
SyntaxError: Invalid arguments

[some other language]???

%>FunctionToTryGettingHelpOnWomen()
Error

COME ON THERES GOTTA BE SOMETHI-- Error: Out of Memory

[-] Don_alForno@feddit.org 0 points 6 months ago

Counter question: Is your wife software?

[-] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 6 months ago

I feel with the rise of AI you're going to get a lot of yes to this question

[-] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 6 months ago

me when i try even coming close yo somone the opposite sex irl: "manpage nonexistent and this situation is unknown WHAT DO I DO IT DOES NOT COMPUTE"

(back wgen my daily driver was dos (yes, in the 21st centory), back when it was windows and now that its linux...yeahhh...even if im a total NOOB at it i have the social skills of someone who spenda all day in the tty...maybe doing tbat but cmd in windows helped a bit xd)

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