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[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 113 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Never been in a threesome but I'm lucky enough to have friends to have been involved in such arrangements.

On the words of a very good friend and sexually experienced woman: if the women are not the slightest interested in being with each other, there is a 90% failure chance.

MMF trios are easier to manage. Yes, men are basic amd as long as they can put their thingy inside a hole, everything is fine. Some guys will use the woman in the trio as an excuse to "feel" bisexual territory. Others will see the other as a competitor and up their game. Usually, the woman reaps the bounty.

FFM trios are trickier. If the women are in to some bisexual interaction, it can smooth things over. If not, the guy really has to go the extra mile to be available for both and deliver. And even then, the probability to let one or all parts feeling unsatisfied is very high.

Last but not least: can't say if Buttercup is playing dirty or just being kinky but... damn.

[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 70 points 1 month ago

I believe in FFF threesome supremacy

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

There's a very relevant scene from the show Scrubs, but unfortunately my memory of it is vague and googling what I remember is just returning nurse themed porn.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Not entirely inaccurate depiction of Scrubs.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Here I thought that if I received a response, it would be challenging my correlation of "unfortunate" and "nurse themed porn."

I am pleasantly surprised by this departure from my expectations. Sort of.

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[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Hey, if it floats your boat... great!

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Yeah, when it's just a case of 3 people who all want to fuck both of the others, it's kinda hard to go wrong.

Though it also works best if at least 2 of the participants are active lovers. Two starfishes would be more like the one person takes turns fucking the others. Three starfishes would probably just end up being a threesome agreed upon that never ends up happening.

At least one person needs to be bold enough to make a move.

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Three starfishes just lie on the bed, slowly moving mere inches per hour

Hot.

[-] alx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

You might be terminally straight. I’m so sorry

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Don't want to be that guy, but it does seem kind of wrong to be OK with generalizing straight people in this way, while I would (rightfully) get banned if I made a similar generalization here about queer people.

Since when does being straight mean you're bad at sex? I imagine the % of straight people who suck at sex is higher, but that's just because queer people are more sexually adventurous in general.

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[-] dgbbad@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago
[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

You're right.

Buttercup was the green one, right?

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[-] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

MMF trios are easier to manage.

Ah yes, 'round here we call that 3 the hardway

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 67 points 1 month ago

I'd like to just get to the threesome part first

[-] pipe01@programming.dev 57 points 1 month ago
[-] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 39 points 1 month ago

I would be happy just for being involved

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago

i'm generally happy when i have time to arrange a onesome

[-] eronth@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Settle for a hand and you can be handsome.

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

I've had one. It was a lesson in how to disappoint two women at once.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

Two women? That was the mistake

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Mistake? I was just happy to be there.

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago

I think it's overrated tbh. A good session with one person you really click with is a lot better, imo

[-] NotAnonymousAtAll@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Same advice applies for that as for all other things related to relationships and/or sex:

  1. Put yourself into situations where things can happen. (Can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket.)

  2. Don't expect anything to actually happen at any given moment. (If you are only there for one thing other people will notice it and that is not attractive at all.)

  3. Be patient and enjoy whatever else is going on meanwhile.

[-] Shameless@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

So you can disappoint two people at once?

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 10 points 1 month ago

Only one way to find out

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

Bold of you to assume I'll only disappoint two people.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

Me In a Threesome Not Knowing What To Do

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 15 points 1 month ago

Honestly it's not a bad tactic. Just watch and rizz up the other two. Tell them what they're doing is hot and that it gets you off.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Whoa. Nice user icon.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

Autistic people even do that in monogamous relationships.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 month ago

this assumes making your partner happy isn't a special interest

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Some people want to be bitten (bite fetish is kind of common with autistic people), so that can be a way too.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 month ago

haha wow that sounds weird, haha who would be into that? haha i certainly wouldn't be haha

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

I generally take turns or look for what I can do to help

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 35 points 1 month ago

I'm just imagining you coaching them on sex

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 month ago

Climax

  • Applause*
[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 month ago

GO GOO FINISH HARD! ONE MORE REP!

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[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Damn homie, didn't know you was freaky like that 😏

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

More hands make less work.

[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

That's why I always take the middle spot.

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