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[-] superkret@feddit.org 16 points 2 months ago

Y'all penguins pretend to be survival experts but a single breeding pair of polar bears would end your entire species.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

You won't need a coat for much longer

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

by the time you come up with responses to all these comments you'll probably have to wait for the satellite to come back in range so you can post them

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

There are places with so many trees they have a whole career called lumberjack that spend decades felling and moving the tree bodies they call 'timber'

[-] ProIsh@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

It ain't got to be that cold, bro.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

I'm not cold hearted, but I was born and will die in the tundra.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

the supplies ship won't make it this season

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

They're going to fall off the edge if they go too far

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

Unlike all of you McMurdo residents, some of us have never watched John Carpenter’s The Thing.

Context: https://gizmodo.com/these-south-pole-scientists-who-watch-the-thing-every-y-1823387869

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Real continents have southern borders.

[-] pencil_nerd@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

They have a southern border, but it has a length of exactly 0.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

There is more to life then using up the condom rations that are delivered to the base every month.

[-] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

All those condoms won't fix the crumbling marriage you left behind. Also, the softserve machine is broken.

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 5 points 2 months ago

Saying you live in a "remote part of the world" is just a fancy way of saying you live in the middle of fucking nowhere

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

The ending of that mystery novel they're reading.

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

I have done a science for you, snow is white and cold while bullshit appears to be brown, warm and so so soft.

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

santa is on the NORTH pole, get USED to it.

[-] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

You're still in Australia

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Surf music 🎵

this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2025
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