reminds me of that one rimworld copypasta

Welcome to the Wisconsin State semen/fertility donation center! We have dressing rooms on the left and on the right we have rooms with permanent donors! Like in restrooms you'll see rooms for men where we'll have our braindead "moms" set up to your penis precise height. If its for women, you'll find our braindead "husbands" layer out in reachable love seats. Please ignore the fluffers, they are all volunteers who's job is to ensure the highest quality erections.

We have lay away if you find a suitable partner but need more time. And no, we don't rent out the mothers and you cannot take them home for birth day. It all happens here, our staff is the best....

Name and shave the "academic"