I'd call this a shit post but that seems biologically unfactual.
The vomit comet.
Fuck I love science
Well its obvs not a shitpost. This is a vomitpost.
The real question is how in archemiedes name did bronto move vomit all the way up to it's mouth
it's like a tube of toothpaste squeezed from bottom to top. there's muscle around both the stomach and the whole length of the esophagus. same muscles ensure food makes it all the way down when swallowed.
Backwards peristalsis?
maybe they just laid on their sides and it kind of just spilled out?
Magnets
Puke Crator is a punk band im starting
Why do they assume the neck would be stiff and extended, when most animals curl up when vomiting? That's just unnecessary strain on already unwell body
I think it's some kind of suspension bridge thing, where a relatively inflexible neck is the only way it's muscles can support the silly thing at all. Idk though, this is like half of a memory from long ago.
puke crator
I like the thought that some scientist had to calculate this. I wouldn't have been able to take it seriously
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