Greenland, on its own, however, long live!

The parable of the sower has a fascist US president declare war on Canada

But also :nothing-ever-happens:

“And you! Friendless. Brainless. Helpless! Hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed? In Greenland!” - Grand Nagus Zek

Second Whiskey War with American flags swapping out Danish and Canadian ones on Hans Island

no worries, not even the right wing Canadian party is going to defend their nation

I'd rather have Norway or Sweden tbh.

Critical support to the United States for wiping the settler kkkolonial state of KKKlanada off the map.