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Everything is relative (lemmy.world)

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[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 154 points 10 months ago

And now to scale:

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

Damn his junk is at eye level while standing.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

I have a very short friend who is into very tall (by my standards, anyway) men.

This thought occurs to me every time she introduces me to or shows me a picture of her newest love interest.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Yao Ming: 😉😏

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

[-] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

This is exactly what I wanted to see thank you

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Amazing work, lol

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[-] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 86 points 10 months ago

Kevin Hart -> 5’2” / 158 cm
The Rock -> 6’4” / 193 cm
Shaq -> 7’1” / 216 cm
Yao Ming -> 7’6” / 229 cm

Shame that Voyager doesn’t appear to have a way to input a clean table in a comment.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

No markdown tables? :(

Let me test

Col1	Col2
val1	val2

Edit: It works but the text and background are both black??

[-] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

NAME	HEIGHT (ft)	HEIGHT (cm)
Kevin Hart	5’2”	158 cm
The Rock	6’4”	193 cm
Shaq	7’1”	216 cm
Yao Ming	7’6”	229 cm

How’d I do? L

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[-] btr_fan87@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

It's displays correctly for me in Boost.

[-] burgersc12@mander.xyz 5 points 10 months ago

Connect and any half decent app as well

[-] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

Where do I find a version of half decent, and how do they compare?

[-] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Compared to the others, I'd say it's half decent

[-] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Text is white for me (voyager beta 443 and 445)

[-] Statick@programming.dev 7 points 10 months ago

Looks fine on Jerboa

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[-] fandango@lemmy.today 5 points 10 months ago

Always reminded of this hilarious clip whenever the heights of Kevin Hart and The Rock are mentioned:

https://youtu.be/gYic1W-1ybE?t=453

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[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 49 points 10 months ago

I knew Ming was a big guy, but not that big wow. Dude towers over Shaq.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

I saw him in person once when I worked in a mall. Poor guy has to duck to avoid ceiling fixtures.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I wonder how many times he's walked into a spinning ceiling fan.

[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

This strikes me as a mistake you can really only make once.

[-] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

They don't hurt as much as you would expect. They are generally as light as possible and spinning with very little torque for energy efficiency. So even at max speed, it hurts less than bonking your head on something solid at walking speed, which is much more common. I am only 6' 4", you don't have to be as tall as you would think to "get to" experience this.

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[-] glimse@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

I also didn't realize the height difference. I knew Ming was taller but I didn't think it was by THAT much.

[-] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 21 points 10 months ago

well, no, at some point, there is no bigger fish, you've found the biggest fish, you are the biggest fish, congratulations, all the other fish are ashamed

[-] Kyrrrr@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 10 months ago

Eventually the fish would be so large it would collapse into a singularity, arguably being fish no longer

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Falling down an MC Escher stairway and passing a portrait of Kevin Hart towering over Yao Ming.

[-] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 19 points 10 months ago

I love how everyone involved looks positively delighted to stand with a taller person, except for Kevin Hart.

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 35 points 10 months ago

Here's an older pic with Shaq and Hart, he seems delighted

[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 17 points 10 months ago

I mean it's probably Shaq, but there's no way to know for sure...

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

It's like a father and his 8 year old son.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

We're all very proud of you Kevin

[-] technohacker@programming.dev 8 points 10 months ago

Yey :D

[-] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

I hope Shaq has a matching picture of his smiling face and an arm around someone but we can only see the top of his head

[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago

For the others, it doesn't happen that often, so it's interesting when it does.

For Kevin Hart, it's just his reality.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Kevin Hart and Dwayne the Johnson always play this bit in front of the camera and pretend that they don’t like each other.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Dwayne the Johnson

I'd really rather not think about Dwayne's johnson.

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[-] senorblackbean@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Ok but why did they leave Godzilla off the last panel?

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[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

So Hart could blow Ming without braking a perfect posture.

[-] FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago

By my very scientific calculations... Almost.

https://imgur.com/a/R00oqC4

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[-] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 8 points 10 months ago

None as tall as Grant

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 6 points 10 months ago

I only recognize Dwayne, who are the others?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Kevin Hart, Shaq, and Yao Ming

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

There has to be at least one person shorter than Kevin Hart

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Peter Dink

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[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

DeVito

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 10 months ago

Shaq flicking Vs like a filthy Gallagher.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

That's not a fish

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Starting at Kevin Hart feels like cheating.

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