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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 56 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, the US will make up some arbitrary milestone and then "win" the space race again.

[-] crosswind@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

China's planned "grab and go" architecture "does not give you the comprehensive look for the science community," Nelson said today.
"Will people say that there's a race?" he added. "Well, of course, people will say that. But it's two totally different missions."

Doesn’t count unless you get samples from multiple locations apparently.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 year ago

China, 2350: a communist union of 108 prosperous planets

USA (in reality DC enclave): "It don't count unless you colonise at least two galaxy arms and a core. Also, China is not socialist."

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago

bold to assume the US would still exist

(for the sake of meme)

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

"win" the space race again

My guess is near earth space militarism even if it's mostly pretend and they claim they put up "weapons ready" satellites or something. Maybe they'll even claim their "space laser weapons" using next gen technology is almost ready.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

The moment they start militarizing orbit we're just going to have Kessler Syndrome.

[-] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

first statue of elon musk on mars

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

weird desperate hope here, maybe some "China 4 years ahead of NASA" headlines could convince Fascist Occupied States of America to try some non-violent hobbies for a decade.

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

They'll win the space race this time by being the first nation to checks notes place neurotoxic bio weapons in orbit

papyrus-oh-no

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Step the fuck back from the lathe please.

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

If we're lucky Musk will kill himself by doing some bazinga thing in the facility so hold out hope!

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

They'll probably just bomb China's space agency

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Flashbacks to me playing Civ.

[-] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 year ago

we can hope

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago

Has Mars got nipples?

Who knew

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