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I am convinced Mr. Beast is the antichrist (lemmygrad.ml)

submitted 3 weeks ago by borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Haven't you ever think, hmm isn't it a little weird seeing a guy named "Mr. Beast" going around healing the blind, giving money away to poor people? Not to mention his public aspirations to become the president. Everybody is saying he speaks in demonic tongues when not in public. He whispers to himself "lord Satan, i serve you, i am at your command" under his breath, many say. According to my sources, he has a secret channel on YouTube which is only visible when you type in "666 HAIL SATAN" into the search bar. There's a video on the channel where he seasons babies and then fries them, creating some sort of KFC analogue, then eats the fried babies while speaking in demonic tongues, eyes rolled back into his head.

This guy is the fucking antichrist, there is no denying it. I will not be silenced by the Beast.

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[-] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 50 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I don't even believe in the concept of the antichrist but I think it's undeniable that Mr Beast is the antichrist.

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

Ok this is my take now

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

@admins new site tagline pls

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

If there was one it would be him

[-] miz@hexbear.net 45 points 3 weeks ago

full name? Mark Ofthe Beast

[-] Spike@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

If only his first name actually was Mark, conspiracy theorists would go wild and non zero chance he'd be shot

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I HOPE he is the Antichrist. Would be fitting for the Antichrist to become the President of the US

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Omen_(franchise)

[-] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 3 weeks ago

Kentucky Fried Children are the most popular snack in AmeriKKKa.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

ah dammit you made the comment before I did

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

What if the Antichrist was just the YouTube videos we watched along the way?

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

Unironically, we should spread this rumor

Let the honkeys have at each other

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

No no Mr Beast is the Beast. V*ush is the Antichrist who leads the faithful astray. None of you have read theory.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

two-wolves-1 Inside you there are two Christs. two-wolves-2

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

more and more people are saying this

god bless amen

[-] Thallo@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

There's a video on the channel where he seasons babies and then fries them, creating some sort of KFC analogue, then eats the fried babies

Mr. Beast practices Gonzalo thought?

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

its nethanyahu sorry

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

KFC analogue

Kentucky Fried Children

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

If the world ends because of some guy named "Jimmy" the world deserves to end.

Was the band Jimmy Eat World prophetically named? Were we warned?

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Im sorry the beast is actually nato, rising out of the sea and given power of kings and nations

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You need to brush up on your lore! He's clearly the second beast that arises from the abyss, the one that performs great signs and causes all the earth and those who dwell in it to worship the Antichrist. He's the False Prophet. Why else have a YouTube channel?