What if I told you there's an alternate universe where Jeff Bezos has a goatee... (lemmy.ml)

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and his Dad actually wanted him and gave him a hug and Amazon is a non-profit that delivers everything you want but only on Fridays and is super eco-friendly and paid people a living wage and people wanted to work there the rest of their lives and could?

So always remember to treat people well (unless they become Jeff Bezos)

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[-] plinky@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

then beff jezos would have undercut him for the treatler hordes, making non profit increase prices and close shop